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Twelve Steps

Does anyone

Have a twelve step plan

For me to get over my lover?

Forget her?

But I can't.

Get angry with her?

But I'd rather recant.

Get angry with myself?

But I'd rather not rant.

Find another lover?

But lovers are scant.

Become a yogi?

But I'd rather eat fire ants.

Realize I am better off without her?

But I ain't.

Make myself better?

But I don't.

Make myself more mature?

But I am already out to pasture.

Focus on helping others?

But others don't listen to my chants.

Start exercising like crazy?

But I am too lazy.

Start praying about my sins?

But I am an atheist.

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