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Certainly, a lot of the films I've worked on have ended up good movies, but they haven't always been the best experiences.

quote by Frances McDormand
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People die from typewriters falling on their heads.

quote by Jonathan Davis
Added by Lucian Velea
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It's better being a war criminal, than a defector. The Court brings in a milder sentencing.

aphorism by Ninus Nestorovic, translated by Dijana Zdravkovic
Added by Dan Costinaş
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The marriage of poor Kim Kardashian
Was krushed like a kar in a krashian.
Her Kris kried, "Not fair!
Why kan't I keep my share?"
But Kardashian fell klean outa fashian.

limerick by Salman Rushdie
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For she had a tongue with a tang,
Would cry to a sailor, "Go hang!"
She loved not the savor of tar nor of pitch,
Yet a tailor might scratch her where'er she did itch.
Then to sea, boys, and let her go hang!

limerick by William Shakespeare from The Tempest, Act II, Scene 2 (1611)
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A young man who liked to rock boats
In order to get people's goats
Gave just one more rock
Then suffered a shock
A bubble the spot now denotes.

limerick by E.B. White
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