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THE MAN WHO POISONED HIMSELF BY MISTAKE [as told by his ghost]

There was a man alot like me

Who'd sit around and watch TV

He liked to drink and think alot

And bet, but never win alot

He was a curious winsome fella

Who always carried an umbrella

In sunshine and in showers

He'd stand under it for hours

Avoided walking under ladders

He waved at magpipes and

Revered cats

He'd cross the road at every turning

Spurning the man of little learning

And fat ladies in turned up hats!

His name was Derek my name was too

When I was alive we stuck like glue

Derek Fingleby believed in Fate

And was careful to inspect his plate

Convinced that his time was short

He cooked fresh food nothing shop bought

What followed next leaves a big question

Was Derek killed by poor digestion?

So careful and cautious was he, in what he'd eat

How could such care meet such defeat?

But Derek missed important signs

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