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Gobble Gobble 2

Yes it's me the turkey
I am male, but not a bird
Oh you bit your tongue
not saying that dirty word

Male turkeys drink beer
and yes they strut around
Females are so attracted
to their special sound

Male turkeys love football
and the females pray
Their words won't slur
their lips won't spray

The female is cooking
such a special spread
The turkey is yelling
win or be dead

Some turkeys pass out
some just cuss and frown
Blame one on the beer
one on the other teams touchdown

Your Thanksgiving busted
didn't go as you planned
All turkeys are different
yours is a man

Plan as you wish
things just go astray
Hug your turkey and smile
for it is Thanksgiving Day


Terry M

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