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Neet Ma Friend

neet ma friend please hot wen yee cum rounda bend


So we knee meet

Are woodnee looka at ya feet


Or take ya last sweet lassie


Are teem was a disaster

A na nooo happee ever after


Yee left me standin in the rain


Yarrrah Wee pain


Nee phoned me


Nee called

Are see you in a big bonnet and coat


In the shopping mall

Wearin big glasses

And yes its true

I'm over you


And livin in a caravan


With a BIG MAN called DAN!


But theras noo hankie pankee

Ba hoo noos whicha way the wind bloose

Anna A rose isa roose by any other name

But yee are nit ma friend


If a see yee again

I'll spike ya drink an poot a bullet in ya brain


So go away I don't wantta meet

And NOO, aye don't want your last sweet!

Dougal Mc finlay MCdonald

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