Earth 'Pleasant Dreams' Motel
Estimated World Grand Opening
January 1, 2150
By Qualified -Appointment - Reservation Only
Drivers will view outdoor signs by 'Translating Eyewear'
of any language. HD-LCD Quality Screens
Regulated and according to WPC (World Population Control)
Proof of impotency required. In such case, no prevailing adult age limitations. All rooms are sound proof insulated and pleasant LCD virtual views seen through our multi-selection of 'Ancient Recorded Travel Graphics' through 3D TV Screen windows.
Simulated aromas of extinct floral arrangements softly vented and Air Conditioned, remotely chosen. Gentle unpolluted warm air, towel less bathing using non alcoholic and pleasant aromas in all bath lavatories.
Breakfast, lunch and dinner buffets galore. Gourmet processed for easy digestion. Healthy dehydration of simulated vegetable and marine specie flavorings by, WFDA - (World Food Federated Approval) . B.Y.O.W. (Save and bring your own filtered drinking Water.)
ALL EXISTING EDIBLE ANIMAL AND FOWL MEAT IS FORBIDDEN
Serious Earth Radiation Warnings
Swimming Pools, Ocean bathing are forbidden due to;
Earth space invaded immune bacteria viral contamination.
Sexual procreation behavioral laws are in force, ruled by WPSC (World Population Survival Conventions.) Pregnancies must be reported and less invasive laser abortion procedures are ruled by qualified Legal consultants. Parents having 2 or less offspring and fertility sterilized will be welcomed at our 'Family Only Facility' located apart and nearby.
Reservations; Advanced cash payment required
Considerable discounts given impotent Seniors and Military Veterans
HELP KEEP ROOMS 'OVER POPULATION SAFE' ON EARTH
We at 'EARTH MOTELS' everywhere wish you all;
'PLEASANT DREAMS'
Louie Levy
Prophesier
01.27.2010
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