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Gobble Gobble

I admit I'm a turkey
not a Thanksgiving Day bird
I am of the male species
yes the other turkey word

I am a pain in the neck
please put away the ax
I am full of, hmm, stuffing
I admit it, so please relax

I like to sing in the shower
but why does the dog bark
I know exactly where I am going
unless I am lost or it is dark

I know where everything is
as long as it is in my hand
And if an argument I lose
it is law of the land

Now law of the land
means turkeys always win
Hey, there you go
shaken your head again

I know what you're thinking
turkeys win either way
Well it's THANKSGIVING
have you hugged your turkey today

Terry M

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