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Billy The Mongolian Whistler

Billy the Mongolian whistler
came to England in 1963.
His whistling was so outstanding,
they put him up a tree.

Now Billy had a bird phobia
especially when they went tweet.
So putting him up a tree was thoughtless
if his phobia he had to beat.

As the first daylight was breaking
and the birds began to tweet.
Billy the Mongolian whistler
instead of whistling began to tweet.

Billy was so embarrassed,
down from the tree he came
and Billy the Mongolian whistler
has never been the same again.

A psychiatrist was called in for Billy,
to see if they could put him right.
But he had returned to the desert
where there isn’t a bird in sight.

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