Having Sex in the Car
I like making love in my brand new car
(A breast in the hand's worth two in a bra!)
The girl in question's a bit of a b*tch
But she certainly knows how to scratch my itch! !
Yes, I like having sex in a country lane,
No neighbours to see you and loudly complain,
You sometimes get in an awkward position
But the main thing that matters is a good emission!
How would you like to go for a drive?
I'll meet you at the bar at half-past five,
You don't have to worry about the British weather,
I'm sure it won't spoil our time together!
Don't worry your head about condensation,
That's just an effect of our occupation,
It certainly keeps out the prying eyes
And you feel quite secure in your sweaty disguise!
I recommend having fun in your car,
It's better than drinking or smoking by far -
A nubile wench can give you such joy
Or, if you're not fussy, why not sample a boy? ! !
poem by John Thorkild Ellison
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