Boys In Blue
Kind policemen gently hitting people over the head with their loving truncheons. How sexy they look in their dark blue uniforms and walkie-talkies bristling with efficiency they've got such lovely names like Neil or Robert or Liam I wouldn't mind going behind the bushes with one of them! ! Arrest ME please, let me fondle those crazy handcuffs! Yes, let's have some S&M back at the station. Oooh, take me in your panda car! ! Let's have some body talk in the cells, punching me softly with his song, getting a kick out of my shins, I think you guys are awesome really, always where the action is brave and dedicated, bring back the George Cross and let me kiss your manly black shoes, you'd never hurt an immigrant would you, no I'm not racist I just hate black people and gays and ponces, I've got a mate who's collecting asbos he's got three already and I had fun when I was on community service stealing old ladies handbags while they made me a cuppa for doing their garden! Yeh I support the boys in blue alright don't talk to me about homophobia suck my dangling lily! ! But I don't like criminals, they're getting what they deserve living off our taxes string 'em up, make them work for a living the bloody skiving scumbags! Bring back the death penalty and just give me some peace and quiet to cuddle my policeman! !
poem by John Thorkild Ellison
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