Drop off the Key, LEE
Mister Lee has taken his talents
To the City of Brotherly Love.
He rejected both New York and Texas.
Neither Rangers nor the Yanks land his glove..
His lifetime won- loss line in Texas
suggests that he can’t take the heat.
And why go and pitch for the Yankees
When they are one team he can beat.
They say Yank fans spit on his missus
And if that is true t’was unwise.
It soured the Lees on the City-
now Cashman, that elf, sits and cries.
Joe Blanton gets seventeen million
Cliff lee’s paid about Twenty five
With Halliday Hamels and Oswalt
They’re the best pitching money can buy.
Pavano’s not really an option
And Greinke would just rock and cry
Andy Pettite yearns now to retire
Is it time to give Joba a try?
poem by John F. McCullagh
Added by Poetry Lover
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!
