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Released From The Academy Of Acne

Pimple free and cleared of blemishes.
Pimple free and cleared of blemishes.
Pimple free.
They're pimple free.

Pimple free and cleared of blemishes.
Pimple free and cleared of blemishes.
Pimple free.
They're pimple free.

And released from the academy of acne.

Teenagers now texting their pictures onto facebook.
And pimple free.
They're pimple free.
Teenagers now texting their pictures onto facebook.
And pimple free.
They're pimple free.

These are priorities of our young people.

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poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Medac

Henry pond had no fun
Henry pond had no fun
Had a face like a currant bun
Had a face like a currant bun
This adolescent little fella
This adolescent little fella
Was nicknamed by his friends old yella
Was nicknamed by his friends old yella
The doctors gave him creams and lotions
The doctors gave him creams and lotions
To try to sooth the boys emotions
To try to sooth the boys emotions
But all in vain; the acne stayed
But all in vain; the acne stayed
Henrys hopes began to fade
Henrys hopes began to fade
Then, when just about to crack
Then, when just about to crack
He found another cream - medac
He found another cream - medac

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song performed by Who
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Ugly Irl

Ken: Wanna go for a ride
Barbie: Sure Ken
Ken: Well forget it
Barbie:
Im and ugly girl,
My face makes you hurl,
Sad i have it,
I should fag it,
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair,
Im a realation,
To Frankinstiens creation.
Ken:
Your so ugly,
You disgust me.
Barbie:
Im a bad homely girl,
All alone in the wolrd,
Im as flat as a board,
Thin and lanky,

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song performed by Weird Al Yankovic
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Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?

Why is everbody always pickin' on me?

The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
Why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali

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song performed by Bloodhound Gang from One Fierce Beer Coaster
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I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne.

quote by Moon Unit Zappa
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You're lucky you had that when you were 20. I sure didn't. I was overweight, and I had acne.

quote by Carly Simon
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The acne thing was bad. The shoulders, the face, my voice changed. I had a period every other week.

quote by Kelli White
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Don't Get Your O' Logists Mixed Up

My name is Dermat O' Logist,
An Irishman expert on skin.
My Dad goes by Herb O' Logist,
No slouch at Chinese medicine.

Once as we practised in tandem,
A terrible mix up took place,
A hapless patient at random,
Caused egg to appear on my face.

Cure-wise what he sought was herbal,
But wrongly arrived in with me,
Out came a whole load of verbal,
When implying I'd seen worse acne.

poem by Greg Costello
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Sonnet: Adolescence

Adolescence, a piquant stage of life,
Before one is truly an Adult called;
When problems of the ‘teen-age’ are rife,
The person is unfairly often hauled.

’Tis the time the Pituitary awakens!
Girls enter womanhood by their ‘first flow, ’
And in most boys, the voice breaks and slackens;
To Adult proportions, genitals grow.

What a period of mental turmoil!
And sexual hair begins to appear fast;
The acne-faced teen, the world tries to spoil;
In unique joys and sorrows, one is cast.

Teenagers want to understand the world;
The world doesn’t understand them but is cold!

poem by John Celes
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Attentat

i see in your
words an attempt to make
poetry as a form
of story telling
a diary, a journal for the day,
a note,
a reminder like a dog mark
or a magnetic post
on the refrigerator
sometimes i go beyond
all these things
seeing scars
poke marks, acne,
a mote,
a blister, oh yes,
what about that burn?
an injury being healed
by the caresses of
words without
the capacity for rhythm

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poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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