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Global Warming: It is a hoax. It is bad science. It is high-jacking public policy. It is the greatest scam in history.

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A Short One for Smokers

According to her folks
She smokes and smokes and smokes
And never chokes.
It's all a bloody hoax,
So cheer up, blokes! !

poem by John Thorkild Ellison
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Talent is like a faucet; while it is open, you have to write. Inspiration? - a hoax fabricated by poets for their self-importance.

quote by Jean Anouilh
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Talent is like a faucet while it is open, you have to write. Inspiration - a hoax fabricated by poets for their self-importance.

quote by Jean Anouilh
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We all have a right to know, and if the government has been suppressing information about other life forms, that's the cruelest hoax of all.

quote by Dwight Schultz
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Unchangeable Destiny

Fortunes told of the wizard of the green
Dead so it seems
But is he really
An elaborate hoax.
With wisdom the poison will be swallowed
An apprentice so silly
With squandered powers on which he chokes
A destiny will be made.

poem by Ace Of Black Hearts
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Brutus

At him, you are heaving your stick
But shouting ‘ahas’ and ‘ohos’ with throes
I thought “this man is a hoax”
But you’re as honorable as Brutus
I found the other end of that long baton, alas
Right in between your two legs

poem by Sathya Narayana
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Art of Version

Mine, yours
True, hoax 
Clear, vague
Lame, believable

Opposite, reverse
Alternate, faithful
Simplified, exaggerated
Adapted, revival

The theory, the fantasy
The favorite, the intriguing
Approved, banned
Well received, highly criticized

Defend it, change it
The new one, the special one
The harmless one, the rated R
The deleted scene, the extended edition

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poem by Maria Sudibyo
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Heavenly bodies and Nobodies

The penury is the only valuable ornament they wear.
Their far relatives who are in the heaven hoax them in their dreams.
They call these innocents as heathen.
Once in a blue moon they come to the earth with their flickered flying saucers and fly in the face.
This flightless flimsy souls who are penniless and how do they afford the passage to heaven?
They regretted and left behind in the furnace named hell.

poem by Nimal Dunuhinga
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I Suppose I Could Hoax

With a splattering of spoofs,
I suppose I could hoax...
If that was what I chose to do.
So many folks,
Seem caught up...
In the promotion of pretense.

And with a hollowed puffed up chest,
I would strut like a Rooster...
Or a Peacock doing that as my best.
But I enjoy a peacefulness...
Undisturbed by a prioritized nonsense.

Since I've chosen to be true,
With a detesting done by those who fool...
As a way to identify themselves with substance!
And substance is difficult to fake and present,
To those who know the difference between content and waste.

poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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