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Choco-holic

I don’t have a drink affliction
Never been cursed with a smoke addiction
But must confess to one worse by far
I can’t resist a chocolate bar

When as a lad, my mother said
“You’ll be rewarded if you eat your bread”
So I ate my bread, and the reward I got
Was a delicious piece of choc-o-lot

So Freud was right, my mom’s to blame
For the choc-o-hol-ic I became
She’s the reason here I think
Why I’d die for a chocolate drink

Perhaps I sound too vitriolic
To label myself as choc-o-hol-ic
But if that’s my breach, I must admit-it
To enable me to one day quit-it

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