New years resolution
From tomorrow I'll
eat cream cakes
throw away my clothes
size 8
I'll promise never
to exercise,
it just another
thing I hate.
Recycling is all
in the past,
stuff global warming
up your arse
I'll buy a Merc'
and ditch the bike
and stay out late
way past midnight.
Yes from tomorrow
I'll be naughty
enjoy a time
of wild debauchery.
My resolution
is to be
a burden to the state
and Queen.
poem by Ruth Walters
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