There was a bald lady named Mary
Who hated her wig - it was scary;
And, under stress and emotion
O'erdid the hair lotion
Now all of her body is hairy.
(Written Oct 2012)
limerick by John Carter Brown
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There was a bald lady named Mary
Who hated her wig - it was scary;
And, under stress and emotion
O'erdid the hair lotion
Now all of her body is hairy.
(Written Oct 2012)
limerick by John Carter Brown
Added by Poetry Lover
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!