
No, I mean, I most certainly date and go out.
quote by Liza Minnelli
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Nebraska
It seems like I should know better
I guess I don't know much
When I'm alone I'm everything
But I'm not well beneath it all
Stop staring over my shoulder
Just let me breathe in peace now
Cause all I ask for is a....date
One date to shine
One date to leave it all behind
One date, yea!
One date to myself
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
It seems like I should know better
I guess I don't know much
When I'm alone I'm everything
But I'm not well beneath it all
Stop staring over my shoulder
Just let me breathe in peace now
Cause all I ask for is a....
One date to shine
One date to leave it all behind
One date, yea!
One date to myself
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
One date to shine
One date to leave it all behind
One date, yea, yea, yea!
One date to myself
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
song performed by Bowling For Soup
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$ui_text['quotes']="citate";
$ui_text['of_the_moment']="momentului";
$ui_text['poem']="poezie";
$ui_text['song']="cântec";
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$ui_text['tanka']="tanka";
$ui_text['line']="replică";
$ui_text['lines']="replici";
$ui_text['script']="scenariu";
$ui_text['proverb']="proverb";
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$ui_text['authors']="autori";
$ui_text['authors_list']="Lista de autori";
$ui_text['by']="de";
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$ui_text['from']="din";
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$ui_text['sources']="surse cunoscute";
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$ui_text['related_quotes']="Citate similare";
$ui_text['latest_quotes']="Ultimele adăugări";
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$ui_text['page_first']="prima pagină";
$ui_text['page_previous']="pagina precedentă";
$ui_text['page_next']="pagina următoare";
$ui_text['page_last']="ultima pagină";
$ui_text['search']="Caută";
$ui_text['search_all']="integral";
$ui_text['search_sms']="SMS (citate scurte)";
$ui_text['search_recent']="căutări recente";
$ui_text['search_recent_title']="din căutări recente";
$ui_text['search_recent_list']="Vezi și rezultatele altor căutari recente";
$ui_text['send_message']="Mesaj (adresa paginii este inclusă automat)";
$ui_text['send_name']="Semnătură (numele expeditorului)";
$ui_text['send_mail']="Adresa de e-mail a expeditorului";
$ui_text['send_to']="Adresa de e-mail a destinatarului";
$ui_text['send_confirmation']="Recomandarea a fost trimisă. Se poate trimite altă recomandare.";
$ui_text['send_link']="Send by e-mail";
$ui_text['problem_mistake']="Acest text conține o greșeală";
$ui_text['problem_duplicate']="Acest text apare duplicat";
$ui_text['problem_author']="Cunosc autorul acestui text";
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$ui_text['problem_another']="Altă problemă/completare";
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$ui_text['problem_name']="Semnătură (numele expeditorului)";
$ui_text['problem_mail']="Adresa de e-mail (pentru cazul în care trebuie discutat)";
$ui_text['problem_confirmation']="Mesajul a fost trimis, mulțumim! Vom verifica în curând.";
$ui_text['problem_link']="Semnalează o problemă/completare";
$ui_text['vote']="vot";
$ui_text['vote_i']="idee";
$ui_text['vote_i5']="genială";
$ui_text['vote_i4']="inteligentă";
$ui_text['vote_i3']="interesantă";
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$ui_text['vote_i1']="stupidă";
$ui_text['vote_e']="exprimare";
$ui_text['vote_e5']="superbă";
$ui_text['vote_e4']="frumoasă";
$ui_text['vote_e3']="plăcută";
$ui_text['vote_e2']="acceptabilă";
$ui_text['vote_e1']="banală";
$ui_text['vote_t']="ton";
$ui_text['vote_t5']="comic";
$ui_text['vote_t4']="amuzant";
$ui_text['vote_t3']="ponderat";
$ui_text['vote_t2']="serios";
$ui_text['vote_t1']="trist";
$ui_text['vote_tip1']="un singur vot exprimat până acum";
$ui_text['vote_tipb']="media din";
$ui_text['vote_tipe']="voturi exprimate până acum";
$ui_text['vote_submit']="Votez";
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$ui_text['vote_only1']="Un singur vot până acum, nu e relevant, votează!";
$ui_text['vote_only2']="Doar două voturi până acum, nu e relevant, votează!";
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$ui_text['copy_double']="cadru cu linie dublă";
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$ui_text['copy_ridge']="cadru cu linie reliefată";
$ui_text['copy_inset']="cadru coborât";
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$ui_text['copy_no']="fără cadru";
$ui_text['copy_blue']="albastru";
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$ui_text['copy_silver']="argintiu";
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$ui_text['copy_submit']="Schimbă";
$ui_text['copy_link']="Copiază!";
$ui_text['comment']="comentariu";
$ui_text['comment_name']="Numele (obligatoriu)";
$ui_text['comment_mail']="Adresa de e-mail (nu este publicată)";
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$ui_text['comment_said']="a spus pe";
$ui_text['comment_show']="vezi citatul comentat";
$ui_text['comment_link']="Comentează!";
$ui_text['comments']="comentarii";
$ui_text['comments_latest']="Ultimele comentarii";
$ui_text['add_quote']="Adaugă citat";
$ui_text['add_check']="Verifică dacă există deja pe site";
$ui_text['add_title']="Titlu";
$ui_text['add_author']="Numele autorului (nimic pentru autor necunoscut)";
$ui_text['add_lyrics']="Numele autorului versurilor (dacă se cunoaște)";
$ui_text['add_composer']="Numele compozitorului muzicii (dacă se cunoaște)";
$ui_text['add_performer']="Numele celui mai reprezentativ interpret (dacă este cazul)";
$ui_text['add_translator']="Numele traducătorului (dacă este cazul)";
$ui_text['add_source']="Sursa (titlul cărții, filmului, publicației etc, dacă se cunoaște)";
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$ui_text['add_date']="Data când a fost scris sau publicat prima dată";
$ui_text['add_date2']="doar dacă data este cunoscută; se poate completa doar anul sau luna și anul";
$ui_text['add_notes']="Observații (nu sunt publicate, dar sunt citite de webmaster și pot fi de folos pentru viitor)";
$ui_text['add_name']="Numele tău (opțional, pentru creditare)";
$ui_text['add_mail']="Adresa de e-mail (opțional)";
$ui_text['add_confirm']="Înregistrarea a fost adăugată în baza de date.";
$ui_text['submit']="Trimite";
$ui_text['nothing']="Nu este nimic de prezentat";
$ui_text['nothing_more']="Nu mai este nimic de prezentat";
$ui_text['month_01']="ianuarie";
$ui_text['month_02']="februarie";
$ui_text['month_03']="martie";
$ui_text['month_04']="aprilie";
$ui_text['month_05']="mai";
$ui_text['month_06']="iunie";
$ui_text['month_07']="iulie";
$ui_text['month_08']="august";
$ui_text['month_09']="septembrie";
$ui_text['month_10']="octombrie";
$ui_text['month_11']="noiembrie";
$ui_text['month_12']="decembrie";
?>
$ui_text['home']="home page";
$ui_text['quote']="quote";
$ui_text['quotes']="quotes";
$ui_text['of_the_moment']="of the moment";
$ui_text['poem']="poem";
$ui_text['song']="song";
$ui_text['limerick']="limerick";
$ui_text['epigram']="epigram";
$ui_text['tanka']="tanka";
$ui_text['haiku']="haiku";
$ui_text['senryu']="senryu";
$ui_text['murphism']="murphism";
$ui_text['line']="line";
$ui_text['lines']="lines";
$ui_text['script']="script";
$ui_text['proverb']="proverb";
$ui_text['aphorism']="aphorism";
// subiecte existÄ deocamdatÄ doar la italianÄ, portughezÄ, spaniolÄ Ći catalanÄ
$ui_text['celebration']="Celebration";
$ui_text['national_day']="National day";
$ui_text['character_of_the_day']="Character of the day";
$ui_text['topic_of_the_day']="Topic of the day";
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$ui_text['pictures']="pictures";
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$ui_text['authors_list']="List of authors";
$ui_text['by']="by";
$ui_text['in']="in";
$ui_text['from']="from";
$ui_text['about']="about";
$ui_text['sources']="known sources";
$ui_text['anniversary']="Today's anniversary";
$ui_text['related_quotes']="Related quotes";
$ui_text['latest_quotes']="Latest quotes";
$ui_text['latest_funny_quotes']="Latest funny quotes";
$ui_text['latest_aphorisms']="Latest aphorisms";
$ui_text['latest_lines']="Latest lines";
$ui_text['latest_poems']="Latest poems";
$ui_text['latest_limericks']="Latest limericks";
$ui_text['latest_haiku']="Latest haiku";
$ui_text['latest_proverbs']="Latest proverbs";
$ui_text['latest_songs']="Latest songs";
$ui_text['random_quotes']="Random quotes";
$ui_text['random_funny_quotes']="Random funny quotes";
$ui_text['random_aphorisms']="Random aphorisms";
$ui_text['random_lines']="Random lines";
$ui_text['random_poems']="Random poems";
$ui_text['random_limericks']="Random limericks";
$ui_text['random_haiku']="Random haiku";
$ui_text['random_proverbs']="Random proverbs";
$ui_text['random_songs']="Random songs";
$ui_text['more_quotes']="more quotes";
$ui_text['more_funny_quotes']="more funny quotes";
$ui_text['more_aphorisms']="more aphorisms";
$ui_text['more_lines']="more lines";
$ui_text['more_poems']="more poems";
$ui_text['more_limericks']="more limericks";
$ui_text['more_haiku']="more creations";
$ui_text['more_proverbs']="more proverbs";
$ui_text['more_songs']="more songs";
$ui_text['more']="more";
$ui_text['read_more']="Read more";
$ui_text['unknown']="unknown author";
$ui_text['translator']="translated by";
$ui_text['performed']="performed by";
$ui_text['music']="music";
$ui_text['lyrics']="lyrics";
$ui_text['moderator']="Moderator";
$ui_text['editors']="Editors";
$ui_text['user']="Submitted by";
$ui_text['anonym']="anonym";
$ui_text['webmaster']="webmaster";
$ui_text['contact']="Contact";
$ui_text['related_photos']="Related photos";
$ui_text['related_photos_more']="Search for more...";
$ui_text['stats']="Statistics";
$ui_text['until_now']="until now";
$ui_text['in_english']="in English";
$ui_text['in_romanian']="in Romanian";
$ui_text['in_spanish']="in Spanish";
$ui_text['in_italian']="in Italian";
$ui_text['page']="page";
$ui_text['page_first']="first page";
$ui_text['page_previous']="previous page";
$ui_text['page_next']="next page";
$ui_text['page_last']="last page";
$ui_text['search']="Search";
$ui_text['search_all']="all";
$ui_text['search_sms']="SMS (short quotes)";
$ui_text['search_recent']="recent searches";
$ui_text['search_recent_title']="from recent searches";
$ui_text['search_recent_list']="Also view results of other recent searches";
$ui_text['search_top']="top searches";
$ui_text['send_message']="Message";
$ui_text['send_name']="Signature (sender's name)";
$ui_text['send_mail']="Sender's e-mail address";
$ui_text['send_to']="Recipient's e-mail address";
$ui_text['send_empty_to']="Please enter recipient's e-mail address.";
$ui_text['send_empty_mail']="Please enter sender's e-mail address.";
$ui_text['send_stop_abuse']="Your message has been sent. You can send another one.";
$ui_text['send_stop_html']="HTML is not allowed.";
$ui_text['send_stop_url']="URLs are not allowed.";
$ui_text['send_confirmation']="Your message has been sent. You can send another one.";
$ui_text['send_link']="Send by e-mail";
$ui_text['problem_mistake']="This text contains a mistake";
$ui_text['problem_duplicate']="This text is duplicate";
$ui_text['problem_author']="I know the author of this text";
$ui_text['problem_change']="The author of this text is another person";
$ui_text['problem_another']="Another problem";
$ui_text['problem_message']="More info, if necessary";
$ui_text['problem_name']="Your name";
$ui_text['problem_mail']="Your e-mail";
$ui_text['problem_confirmation']="Thank you!";
$ui_text['problem_link']="Report problem";
$ui_text['vote']="vote";
$ui_text['vote_i']="idea";
$ui_text['vote_i5']="brilliant";
$ui_text['vote_i4']="intelligent";
$ui_text['vote_i3']="interesting";
$ui_text['vote_i2']="arguable";
$ui_text['vote_i1']="stupid";
$ui_text['vote_e']="style";
$ui_text['vote_e5']="splendid";
$ui_text['vote_e4']="beautiful";
$ui_text['vote_e3']="nice";
$ui_text['vote_e2']="modest";
$ui_text['vote_e1']="common";
$ui_text['vote_t']="tone";
$ui_text['vote_t5']="hilarious";
$ui_text['vote_t4']="funny";
$ui_text['vote_t3']="moderate";
$ui_text['vote_t2']="serious";
$ui_text['vote_t1']="sad";
$ui_text['vote_tip1']="1 vote until now";
$ui_text['vote_tipb']="the average from";
$ui_text['vote_tipe']="votes";
$ui_text['vote_submit']="Vote";
$ui_text['vote_confirmation']="Thank you for your vote!";
$ui_text['vote_only1']="One vote until now, it's not enough, vote!";
$ui_text['vote_only2']="Two votes until now, it's not enough, vote!";
$ui_text['vote_link']="Vote!";
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$ui_text['copy_solid']="solid border";
$ui_text['copy_dashed']="dashed border";
$ui_text['copy_dotted']="dotted border";
$ui_text['copy_double']="double border";
$ui_text['copy_groove']="groove border";
$ui_text['copy_ridge']="ridge border";
$ui_text['copy_inset']="inset border";
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$ui_text['copy_no']="no border";
$ui_text['copy_blue']="blue";
$ui_text['copy_green']="green";
$ui_text['copy_red']="red";
$ui_text['copy_purple']="purple";
$ui_text['copy_cyan']="cyan";
$ui_text['copy_gold']="gold";
$ui_text['copy_silver']="silver";
$ui_text['copy_black']="black";
$ui_text['copy_submit']="Change";
$ui_text['copy_link']="Copy!";
$ui_text['comment']="comment";
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$ui_text['comment_mail']="E-mail address (hidden)";
$ui_text['comment_0']="No comments until now.";
$ui_text['comment_said']="said on";
$ui_text['comment_show']="show the commented quote";
$ui_text['comment_link']="Comment!";
$ui_text['comments']="comments";
$ui_text['comments_latest']="Latest comments";
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$ui_text['add_aphorism']="Submit aphorism";
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$ui_text['add_lyrics']="Lyrics' author";
$ui_text['add_composer']="Music's composer";
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$ui_text['add_source']="Source (title of the book, movie, magazine etc, if it's known)";
$ui_text['add_source_song']="Musical album, opera or folklore (if it's known)";
$ui_text['add_source_proverb']="Proverb's origin, plural form (for example, English proverbs)";
$ui_text['add_date']="Date when it was written or published for the first time";
$ui_text['add_date2']="only if it's known; you may enter month and year or year only";
$ui_text['add_notes']="Notes (they are not published, but they are read by webmaster and some can be useful for the future)";
$ui_text['add_name']="Your name (optional, for credits)";
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$ui_text['nothing_more']="Nothing more to show";
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$ui_text['month_02']="February";
$ui_text['month_03']="March";
$ui_text['month_04']="April";
$ui_text['month_05']="May";
$ui_text['month_06']="June";
$ui_text['month_07']="July";
$ui_text['month_08']="August";
$ui_text['month_09']="September";
$ui_text['month_10']="October";
$ui_text['month_11']="November";
$ui_text['month_12']="December";
?>

Double Date
Roy orbison/ jack clement
Me and my buddy went on a double date
I was feeling great, I could hardly wait
I got my lovin baby and introduced my friend
He fell for her, she fell for him
On a double date, on a double date
Now my babys gone, Im all alone
All because of a double date, of a double date
Then my one time buddy went on a double date
He was feeling great, he couldnt hardly wait
He got my loving baby and introduced his friend
Ha ha, and then that was the end
On a double date, on a double date
Now my babys gone, Im all alone
All because of a double date, of a double date
Of a double date, of a double date....
song performed by Roy Orbison
Added by Lucian Velea
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A Psalm Of Councel
Though some good folks may take it ill,
As trifling with parsonic frill,
Thus saith the Lord to Jim and Bill,
In admonition stern and straight:â
Ye hold from Me the brightest zones,
The fairest realm this planet owns,
Guarded on every side by Jones,
And standing yet inviolate.
So far, so good. And all the rest,
Amounting to a racial test,
May be compendiously express'd
In four short words â Be Up To Date.
Australia is the unit. There!
This Commonwealth denotes your share;
Ye have no loyalty to spare,
In spite of all your Empire prate.
For though the Motherland be good,
Yet may some oddities intrude,
Which it would be extremely rude
On your poor part to imitate.
For instance, if she should be lame,
It's not included in the game
That you should limp behind the dame,
By way of keeping Up To Date.
AUSTRALIA IS THE UNIT, mind!
With bounds unchangeably defin'd;
A continent to you assign'd â
That is the primary postulate.
One 'angry cloth' to call your own;
One scorn for every brand of drone;
One slant-eyed menace â yours alone! â
Involving each ingredient State.
The Commonwealth is paramount;
City or province merely count
As streamlets from that central fount â
Provided you are Up To Date.
If you should fail, with such a start,
To lead the world in Thought and Art,
You're only fit to draw a cart,
Which probably would be your fate.
Now take the tip of Holy Writ â
You won't survive unless you're fit;
And something more than honest grit
Must go to make a people great.
An Asiatic boundary fence
Is little better than pretence
Unless you're white in every sense â
[...] Read more
poem by Joseph Furphy
Added by Poetry Lover
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Preachers Daughter
[opens very soft and slow, to the tune of mona/shes the one]
I got a date with the preachers daughter
She give me life she bring me water.
Every sunday I watch her work
Pretty little (siff? ) in a pretty little church
Daddy gives her nod she takes collection
Daddy gives her nod she kneels by her side.
Well Id sell my soul for just one touch
The lord would too if he loved her half as much.
Well I got a date with the preachers daughter.
Her daddy say that the boys no good
Just want to raise some (coons? ) out through the back woods
Well baby better believe what your daddy say
Just wanna ramrod baby my life away.
Its a long walk to heaven and a road filled with sin
And they better open up the freeway to let me in.
cuz I got a date with the preachers daughter
Well now I dont care what the preacher say
Haaaaayyyy
[identical to haaaaayyyy, mona]
Well now I dont care what the preacher do
Haaaaayyyy
I dont care what the preacher like
Haaaaayyyy
I dont care what the preacher think
Haaaaayyyy
Leads me to water but wont let me drink.
He leads me to water but wont let me drink.
(big man)
[maracas start, music picks up, bruce starts yelling]
And now its (whole little world? ) on saturday night
Two boys fighting in a halo of light
Car door flung open and a radio loud
And everybody shouting and running around.
Two guys bloody and one I dont know
And all little girls shouting go billy go
Go billy go.
Well just as I got the preachers daughter ready for a light
And (missed a vh fire? ) and something aint right.
And like a she-devil howlin from the gates of hell
Goddam here come the preacher in his coupe deville
Burnin up the backroad kicking in the dirt
And oh baby preacher thinks he is church
Well now your lips they shine in the willow mist
And I swear Id take you down (young croft? ) for just one kiss
I got a date with the preachers daughter
I got a date with the preachers daughter
And its haaaaayyyyoooo
I got a date with the preachers daughter
Hmmmmm...
song performed by Bruce Springsteen
Added by Lucian Velea
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$ui_text['home']="pagina principală";
$ui_text['quote']="citat";
$ui_text['quotes']="citate";
$ui_text['of_the_moment']="momentului";
$ui_text['poem']="poezie";
$ui_text['song']="cântec";
$ui_text['epigram']="epigramă";
$ui_text['haiku']="haiku";
$ui_text['tanka']="tanka";
$ui_text['line']="replică";
$ui_text['lines']="replici";
$ui_text['script']="scenariu";
$ui_text['proverb']="proverb";
$ui_text['aphorism']="aforism";
$ui_text['pictures']="imagini";
$ui_text['authors']="autori";
$ui_text['authors_list']="Lista de autori";
$ui_text['by']="de";
$ui_text['in']="în";
$ui_text['from']="din";
$ui_text['about']="despre";
$ui_text['sources']="surse cunoscute";
$ui_text['anniversary']="Aniversarea zilei";
$ui_text['related_quotes']="Citate similare";
$ui_text['latest_quotes']="Ultimele adăugări";
$ui_text['random_quotes']="Citate la întâmplare";
$ui_text['more_quotes']="mai multe citate";
$ui_text['more']="mai multe";
$ui_text['read_more']="Citește tot";
$ui_text['unknown']="autor necunoscut/anonim";
$ui_text['translator']="traducere de";
$ui_text['performed']="interpretat de";
$ui_text['music']="muzica";
$ui_text['lyrics']="versuri";
$ui_text['moderator']="Moderator";
$ui_text['editors']="Editori";
$ui_text['user']="Adăugat de";
$ui_text['anonym']="anonim";
$ui_text['webmaster']="webmaster";
$ui_text['contact']="Contact";
$ui_text['stats']="Statistici";
$ui_text['until_now']="până în acest moment";
$ui_text['in_english']="în engleză";
$ui_text['in_romanian']="în română";
$ui_text['page']="pagina";
$ui_text['page_first']="prima pagină";
$ui_text['page_previous']="pagina precedentă";
$ui_text['page_next']="pagina următoare";
$ui_text['page_last']="ultima pagină";
$ui_text['search']="Caută";
$ui_text['search_all']="integral";
$ui_text['search_sms']="SMS (citate scurte)";
$ui_text['search_recent']="căutări recente";
$ui_text['search_recent_title']="din căutări recente";
$ui_text['search_recent_list']="Vezi și rezultatele altor căutari recente";
$ui_text['send_message']="Mesaj (adresa paginii este inclusă automat)";
$ui_text['send_name']="Semnătură (numele expeditorului)";
$ui_text['send_mail']="Adresa de e-mail a expeditorului";
$ui_text['send_to']="Adresa de e-mail a destinatarului";
$ui_text['send_confirmation']="Recomandarea a fost trimisă. Se poate trimite altă recomandare.";
$ui_text['send_link']="Send by e-mail";
$ui_text['problem_mistake']="Acest text conține o greșeală";
$ui_text['problem_duplicate']="Acest text apare duplicat";
$ui_text['problem_author']="Cunosc autorul acestui text";
$ui_text['problem_change']="Autorul acestui text este altul";
$ui_text['problem_another']="Altă problemă/completare";
$ui_text['problem_message']="Precizări, dacă sunt necesare";
$ui_text['problem_name']="Semnătură (numele expeditorului)";
$ui_text['problem_mail']="Adresa de e-mail (pentru cazul în care trebuie discutat)";
$ui_text['problem_confirmation']="Mesajul a fost trimis, mulțumim! Vom verifica în curând.";
$ui_text['problem_link']="Semnalează o problemă/completare";
$ui_text['vote']="vot";
$ui_text['vote_i']="idee";
$ui_text['vote_i5']="genială";
$ui_text['vote_i4']="inteligentă";
$ui_text['vote_i3']="interesantă";
$ui_text['vote_i2']="îndoielnică";
$ui_text['vote_i1']="stupidă";
$ui_text['vote_e']="exprimare";
$ui_text['vote_e5']="superbă";
$ui_text['vote_e4']="frumoasă";
$ui_text['vote_e3']="plăcută";
$ui_text['vote_e2']="acceptabilă";
$ui_text['vote_e1']="banală";
$ui_text['vote_t']="ton";
$ui_text['vote_t5']="comic";
$ui_text['vote_t4']="amuzant";
$ui_text['vote_t3']="ponderat";
$ui_text['vote_t2']="serios";
$ui_text['vote_t1']="trist";
$ui_text['vote_tip1']="un singur vot exprimat până acum";
$ui_text['vote_tipb']="media din";
$ui_text['vote_tipe']="voturi exprimate până acum";
$ui_text['vote_submit']="Votez";
$ui_text['vote_confirmation']="Votul a fost înregistrat. Rezultatul afișat este media tuturor voturilor exprimate și cu cât sunt mai multe voturi, cu atât este mai vizibil. Votul poate fi modificat, votând din nou.";
$ui_text['vote_only1']="Un singur vot până acum, nu e relevant, votează!";
$ui_text['vote_only2']="Doar două voturi până acum, nu e relevant, votează!";
$ui_text['vote_link']="Votează!";
$ui_text['copy_info']="Clic în câmp, apoi CTRL+C pentru a copia codul HTML";
$ui_text['copy_solid']="cadru cu linie simplă";
$ui_text['copy_dashed']="cadru cu linie întreruptă";
$ui_text['copy_dotted']="cadru cu linie punctată";
$ui_text['copy_double']="cadru cu linie dublă";
$ui_text['copy_groove']="cadru cu linie canelată";
$ui_text['copy_ridge']="cadru cu linie reliefată";
$ui_text['copy_inset']="cadru coborât";
$ui_text['copy_outset']="cadru ridicat";
$ui_text['copy_no']="fără cadru";
$ui_text['copy_blue']="albastru";
$ui_text['copy_green']="verde";
$ui_text['copy_red']="roșu";
$ui_text['copy_purple']="purpuriu";
$ui_text['copy_cyan']="azuriu";
$ui_text['copy_gold']="auriu";
$ui_text['copy_silver']="argintiu";
$ui_text['copy_black']="negru";
$ui_text['copy_submit']="Schimbă";
$ui_text['copy_link']="Copiază!";
$ui_text['comment']="comentariu";
$ui_text['comment_name']="Numele (obligatoriu)";
$ui_text['comment_mail']="Adresa de e-mail (nu este publicată)";
$ui_text['comment_0']="Nu sunt comentarii până acum.";
$ui_text['comment_said']="a spus pe";
$ui_text['comment_show']="vezi citatul comentat";
$ui_text['comment_link']="Comentează!";
$ui_text['comments']="comentarii";
$ui_text['comments_latest']="Ultimele comentarii";
$ui_text['add_quote']="Adaugă citat";
$ui_text['add_check']="Verifică dacă există deja pe site";
$ui_text['add_title']="Titlu";
$ui_text['add_author']="Numele autorului (nimic pentru autor necunoscut)";
$ui_text['add_lyrics']="Numele autorului versurilor (dacă se cunoaște)";
$ui_text['add_composer']="Numele compozitorului muzicii (dacă se cunoaște)";
$ui_text['add_performer']="Numele celui mai reprezentativ interpret (dacă este cazul)";
$ui_text['add_translator']="Numele traducătorului (dacă este cazul)";
$ui_text['add_source']="Sursa (titlul cărții, filmului, publicației etc, dacă se cunoaște)";
$ui_text['add_source_song']="Album, operă sau folclor (dacă se cunoaște)";
$ui_text['add_source_proverb']="Originea proverbului, la plural (de exemplu, proverbe românești)";
$ui_text['add_date']="Data când a fost scris sau publicat prima dată";
$ui_text['add_date2']="doar dacă data este cunoscută; se poate completa doar anul sau luna și anul";
$ui_text['add_notes']="Observații (nu sunt publicate, dar sunt citite de webmaster și pot fi de folos pentru viitor)";
$ui_text['add_name']="Numele tău (opțional, pentru creditare)";
$ui_text['add_mail']="Adresa de e-mail (opțional)";
$ui_text['add_confirm']="Înregistrarea a fost adăugată în baza de date.";
$ui_text['submit']="Trimite";
$ui_text['nothing']="Nu este nimic de prezentat";
$ui_text['nothing_more']="Nu mai este nimic de prezentat";
$ui_text['month_01']="ianuarie";
$ui_text['month_02']="februarie";
$ui_text['month_03']="martie";
$ui_text['month_04']="aprilie";
$ui_text['month_05']="mai";
$ui_text['month_06']="iunie";
$ui_text['month_07']="iulie";
$ui_text['month_08']="august";
$ui_text['month_09']="septembrie";
$ui_text['month_10']="octombrie";
$ui_text['month_11']="noiembrie";
$ui_text['month_12']="decembrie";
?>
$ui_text['home']="home page";
$ui_text['quote']="quote";
$ui_text['quotes']="quotes";
$ui_text['of_the_moment']="of the moment";
$ui_text['poem']="poem";
$ui_text['song']="song";
$ui_text['limerick']="limerick";
$ui_text['epigram']="epigram";
$ui_text['tanka']="tanka";
$ui_text['haiku']="haiku";
$ui_text['senryu']="senryu";
$ui_text['murphism']="murphism";
$ui_text['line']="line";
$ui_text['lines']="lines";
$ui_text['script']="script";
$ui_text['proverb']="proverb";
$ui_text['aphorism']="aphorism";
// subiecte existÄ deocamdatÄ doar la italianÄ, portughezÄ, spaniolÄ Ći catalanÄ
$ui_text['celebration']="Celebration";
$ui_text['national_day']="National day";
$ui_text['character_of_the_day']="Character of the day";
$ui_text['topic_of_the_day']="Topic of the day";
$ui_text['topics']="topics";
$ui_text['pictures']="pictures";
$ui_text['authors']="authors";
$ui_text['authors_list']="List of authors";
$ui_text['by']="by";
$ui_text['in']="in";
$ui_text['from']="from";
$ui_text['about']="about";
$ui_text['sources']="known sources";
$ui_text['anniversary']="Today's anniversary";
$ui_text['related_quotes']="Related quotes";
$ui_text['latest_quotes']="Latest quotes";
$ui_text['latest_funny_quotes']="Latest funny quotes";
$ui_text['latest_aphorisms']="Latest aphorisms";
$ui_text['latest_lines']="Latest lines";
$ui_text['latest_poems']="Latest poems";
$ui_text['latest_limericks']="Latest limericks";
$ui_text['latest_haiku']="Latest haiku";
$ui_text['latest_proverbs']="Latest proverbs";
$ui_text['latest_songs']="Latest songs";
$ui_text['random_quotes']="Random quotes";
$ui_text['random_funny_quotes']="Random funny quotes";
$ui_text['random_aphorisms']="Random aphorisms";
$ui_text['random_lines']="Random lines";
$ui_text['random_poems']="Random poems";
$ui_text['random_limericks']="Random limericks";
$ui_text['random_haiku']="Random haiku";
$ui_text['random_proverbs']="Random proverbs";
$ui_text['random_songs']="Random songs";
$ui_text['more_quotes']="more quotes";
$ui_text['more_funny_quotes']="more funny quotes";
$ui_text['more_aphorisms']="more aphorisms";
$ui_text['more_lines']="more lines";
$ui_text['more_poems']="more poems";
$ui_text['more_limericks']="more limericks";
$ui_text['more_haiku']="more creations";
$ui_text['more_proverbs']="more proverbs";
$ui_text['more_songs']="more songs";
$ui_text['more']="more";
$ui_text['read_more']="Read more";
$ui_text['unknown']="unknown author";
$ui_text['translator']="translated by";
$ui_text['performed']="performed by";
$ui_text['music']="music";
$ui_text['lyrics']="lyrics";
$ui_text['moderator']="Moderator";
$ui_text['editors']="Editors";
$ui_text['user']="Submitted by";
$ui_text['anonym']="anonym";
$ui_text['webmaster']="webmaster";
$ui_text['contact']="Contact";
$ui_text['related_photos']="Related photos";
$ui_text['related_photos_more']="Search for more...";
$ui_text['stats']="Statistics";
$ui_text['until_now']="until now";
$ui_text['in_english']="in English";
$ui_text['in_romanian']="in Romanian";
$ui_text['in_spanish']="in Spanish";
$ui_text['in_italian']="in Italian";
$ui_text['page']="page";
$ui_text['page_first']="first page";
$ui_text['page_previous']="previous page";
$ui_text['page_next']="next page";
$ui_text['page_last']="last page";
$ui_text['search']="Search";
$ui_text['search_all']="all";
$ui_text['search_sms']="SMS (short quotes)";
$ui_text['search_recent']="recent searches";
$ui_text['search_recent_title']="from recent searches";
$ui_text['search_recent_list']="Also view results of other recent searches";
$ui_text['search_top']="top searches";
$ui_text['send_message']="Message";
$ui_text['send_name']="Signature (sender's name)";
$ui_text['send_mail']="Sender's e-mail address";
$ui_text['send_to']="Recipient's e-mail address";
$ui_text['send_empty_to']="Please enter recipient's e-mail address.";
$ui_text['send_empty_mail']="Please enter sender's e-mail address.";
$ui_text['send_stop_abuse']="Your message has been sent. You can send another one.";
$ui_text['send_stop_html']="HTML is not allowed.";
$ui_text['send_stop_url']="URLs are not allowed.";
$ui_text['send_confirmation']="Your message has been sent. You can send another one.";
$ui_text['send_link']="Send by e-mail";
$ui_text['problem_mistake']="This text contains a mistake";
$ui_text['problem_duplicate']="This text is duplicate";
$ui_text['problem_author']="I know the author of this text";
$ui_text['problem_change']="The author of this text is another person";
$ui_text['problem_another']="Another problem";
$ui_text['problem_message']="More info, if necessary";
$ui_text['problem_name']="Your name";
$ui_text['problem_mail']="Your e-mail";
$ui_text['problem_confirmation']="Thank you!";
$ui_text['problem_link']="Report problem";
$ui_text['vote']="vote";
$ui_text['vote_i']="idea";
$ui_text['vote_i5']="brilliant";
$ui_text['vote_i4']="intelligent";
$ui_text['vote_i3']="interesting";
$ui_text['vote_i2']="arguable";
$ui_text['vote_i1']="stupid";
$ui_text['vote_e']="style";
$ui_text['vote_e5']="splendid";
$ui_text['vote_e4']="beautiful";
$ui_text['vote_e3']="nice";
$ui_text['vote_e2']="modest";
$ui_text['vote_e1']="common";
$ui_text['vote_t']="tone";
$ui_text['vote_t5']="hilarious";
$ui_text['vote_t4']="funny";
$ui_text['vote_t3']="moderate";
$ui_text['vote_t2']="serious";
$ui_text['vote_t1']="sad";
$ui_text['vote_tip1']="1 vote until now";
$ui_text['vote_tipb']="the average from";
$ui_text['vote_tipe']="votes";
$ui_text['vote_submit']="Vote";
$ui_text['vote_confirmation']="Thank you for your vote!";
$ui_text['vote_only1']="One vote until now, it's not enough, vote!";
$ui_text['vote_only2']="Two votes until now, it's not enough, vote!";
$ui_text['vote_link']="Vote!";
$ui_text['copy_info']="Click in the field, then press CTRL+C to copy the HTML code";
$ui_text['copy_solid']="solid border";
$ui_text['copy_dashed']="dashed border";
$ui_text['copy_dotted']="dotted border";
$ui_text['copy_double']="double border";
$ui_text['copy_groove']="groove border";
$ui_text['copy_ridge']="ridge border";
$ui_text['copy_inset']="inset border";
$ui_text['copy_outset']="outset border";
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$ui_text['copy_blue']="blue";
$ui_text['copy_green']="green";
$ui_text['copy_red']="red";
$ui_text['copy_purple']="purple";
$ui_text['copy_cyan']="cyan";
$ui_text['copy_gold']="gold";
$ui_text['copy_silver']="silver";
$ui_text['copy_black']="black";
$ui_text['copy_submit']="Change";
$ui_text['copy_link']="Copy!";
$ui_text['comment']="comment";
$ui_text['comment_name']="Name (required)";
$ui_text['comment_mail']="E-mail address (hidden)";
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$ui_text['comment_said']="said on";
$ui_text['comment_show']="show the commented quote";
$ui_text['comment_link']="Comment!";
$ui_text['comments']="comments";
$ui_text['comments_latest']="Latest comments";
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$ui_text['add_aphorism']="Submit aphorism";
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$ui_text['add_poem']="Submit poem";
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$ui_text['add_song']="Submit song";
$ui_text['add_check']="Check if it already exist on the site";
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$ui_text['add_author']="Author's name (empty for unknown author)";
$ui_text['add_lyrics']="Lyrics' author";
$ui_text['add_composer']="Music's composer";
$ui_text['add_performer']="The most representative performer";
$ui_text['add_translator']="Translator's name (if it's the case)";
$ui_text['add_source']="Source (title of the book, movie, magazine etc, if it's known)";
$ui_text['add_source_song']="Musical album, opera or folklore (if it's known)";
$ui_text['add_source_proverb']="Proverb's origin, plural form (for example, English proverbs)";
$ui_text['add_date']="Date when it was written or published for the first time";
$ui_text['add_date2']="only if it's known; you may enter month and year or year only";
$ui_text['add_notes']="Notes (they are not published, but they are read by webmaster and some can be useful for the future)";
$ui_text['add_name']="Your name (optional, for credits)";
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$ui_text['add_confirm']="The record is added to the database.";
$ui_text['add_more']="If you know another quote, please submit it.";
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$ui_text['nothing']="Nothing to show";
$ui_text['nothing_more']="Nothing more to show";
$ui_text['month_01']="January";
$ui_text['month_02']="February";
$ui_text['month_03']="March";
$ui_text['month_04']="April";
$ui_text['month_05']="May";
$ui_text['month_06']="June";
$ui_text['month_07']="July";
$ui_text['month_08']="August";
$ui_text['month_09']="September";
$ui_text['month_10']="October";
$ui_text['month_11']="November";
$ui_text['month_12']="December";
?>

Middle Eastern Plan To Hijack Commercial Aircraft
Oil Date 1998 and 2000
George H.W. Bush a former President purchases
'The Best Enemies Money Can Buy' skip travels
to Saudi Arabia on behalf of the privately owned
Carlyle Group who are elite 11th largest defense
US contractor but who does Bush meet Bush meet...
In Saudi Arabia George H.W. Bush meets privately
with the Saudi royal family and bin Laden family?
Oil Date January 2001
Bush Administration orders FBI plus intelligence
agencies to 'back off' investigations involving
can't touch that Bush protected bin Laden family
including two of wanted Osama bin Laden's relatives
Abdullah and Omar living in Falls Church next to...
CIA headquarters previous orders protecting bin
Laden family dating back to 1996 frustrating efforts
to investigate al-Qaeda suspects in bin Laden family?
Oil Date Feb 13,2001
Richard Sale UPI Terrorism Correspondent
on trial of bin Laden's al-Qaeda followers
reports infamous National Security Agency
broke bin Laden's encrypted communications
are reading all Osama bin Laden's terror plans...
How does this mesh with wield fact US government
insists that 9/11 attacks had been planned for years
yet Bush keeps ordering zero bin Laden monitoring?
Oil Date May 2001
How bizarre Colin Powell Secretary of State gives
$43 million in aid to Taliban regime reportedly
to assist poor hungry Afghani farmers now starving
since destruction of their opium crop in January
on orders of Taliban regime drug intolerance policy âŠ
Drugs war war on drugs covert money making policy?
Oil Date May 2001 (Smoking Guns)
Richard Armitage Deputy Secretary of State
a former Navy Seal a career covert operative
travels to India on a publicized known tour
meanwhile George Tenet CIA Director quiet
visits Pakistan meets Pakistani leader General...
Pervez Musharraf but but put the pieces together
Richard Armitage possesses Pakistani intelligence
[...] Read more
poem by Terence George Craddock
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Months Of 9/11 Intelligence Warnings Ignored?
Oil Date Summer 2001
Pakistani ISI Chief General Ahmad orders an aide
to wire transfer $100,000 to al-Qaeda FBI suspect
suicide hijackings 9/11 lead terrorist Mohammed
Atta but this transfer was later in India disclosed
then confirmed by the FBI General Ahmad resigned....
Oil Date August 11 or 12,2001 (Vreeland Spills The Beans)
Delmart 'Mike' Vreeland US Navy Lt. O-3 jailed in
Toronto on U.S. fraud charges claims to be an officer
in U.S. Naval intelligence ONI suddenly writes details
of the pending WTC attacks and seals them in an
envelope which he gives to Canadian authorities...
mystery man Vreeland locked up securely in a Canadian
jail since December 6,2000 verbally fails to warn jailers
Vreeland's letter specifically listed high profile targets
including The White House, The World Trade Center,
The Pentagon, The Sears Towers, Royal Bank in Toronto...
and Canadian parliament building in Ottawa but this
chilling sentence followed the target list 'Let one happen.
Stop the rest! ! ! ' the envelope was opened September 14th?
Oil Date August 2001 (FBI Uncovers Hijacking Plot)
FBI arrests Islamic militant linked to bin Laden in Boston
'French intelligence sources confirm that the man is a key
member of bin Laden's network and the FBI learns that he
has been taking flying lessons' the man has in possession
technical information on Boeing aircraft and flight manuals...
Oil Date August 2001 (CIA Receives Hijack Warnings)
Russian intelligence notifies the CIA 25 terrorist pilots
were specifically training for suicide missions reported
in Russian press news stories translated by a retired CIA
officer who forwards this data to the FTW the Russian
President Vladimir Putin orders Russian intelligence to...
warn 'in the strongest possible terms' the government
of the US of imminent attacks on airports government
buildings MS-NBC interview with Putin September 15th?
Oil Date August/September 2001
Dow Jones Industrial Average drops nearly 900
points in three weeks prior to 9/11 attack
meaning a major stock market crash is imminent?
Oil Date September 3-10,2001 (US Imminent Attack)
'a caller to a Cayman Islands radio talk show gave several
warnings of an imminent attack on the U.S. by bin Laden
[...] Read more
poem by Terence George Craddock
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So... it wasn't a date.
It was a date.
At some unearthly hour
When all was dead and still,
I snuck out to meet you.
[I absolutely insist that
9.30 in the morning is an unearthly hour
During the school holidays when
My siblings arenât even awake then.
So there.]
We met at a small quiet room
Which the administration had
Most romantically and appropriately titled:
âThe Study Roomâ,
In a desolate, deserted community centre where
We sat with our knees occasionally bumping into each other's
Whispering sweet nothings to each other.
You coyly, tenderly murmured into my ear that
The integration of the equation: 1 / [ x(x+1) ]
Was equivalent to: ln |x| - ln |x+1| + c,
'Where c, '
You breathe almost huskily,
'Is an arbitrary constant.'
In return, I gently, sweetly, responded that
the Special Economic Zones that Deng Xiao Ping implemented
Allowed for the liberalization of the Chinese economy in a
Controlled and organized manner,
'Thus, '
I lower my voice and lean in closer so I can breathe in your scent
'Bypassing the mistakes that Gorbachev had made,
When he was trying the same with the USSR.'
All day we sat there,
Pens every so often knocking into the other's.
It was just
You and Me
(and the Textbooks.)
That night, as I walked you home,
We giggled and gossiped about
Frivolous issues such as
The Affairs of Monopoly and Oligopoly and
Their scandalous engagement in Third-Degree Price Discrimination
By cruelly segmenting the pitiful, victimized Consumer Market and
Evilly plotting out schemes to 'Prevent the Resale of the Good'.
And when we parted that night,
I was thinking that
You were more beautiful
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R B Thug
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Uhh, uhh, uhh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Mmm, mmm, mmm
In the playas club
Checkin at your body baby
Steadily tossin that cash flow baby
Cause you drive me crazy
Wont you be my lady?
Betcha I can make your body talk to me
(talk to me)
All I need is my cd, bag of weed and some cristie (yeah)
Then Im gonna stroke you up and down
Messin with your head
And when you leave up out my room
Youll be walkin bow leg
I can keep your body comin like a cta
Youre dealin with a true baller baby
Givin you the keys to my mercedes
Im not gonna stop til you scream my name
And say ooh kelly you make me holla
Keep on jumpin like an impala
You slidin that sexy ass down the pole like what
(what, what, what, what, what)
Come and get some of this
R&b thug baby
Im just an r&b thug babe
Tryin to get some ass babe
Do you wanna thug babe?
Im just an r&b thug babe
Lookin for some love babe
Do you wanna date babe
Youre gonna trip, gonna trip
Gonna trip, gonna trip, gonna trip
When I show you my love jones babe
And make the room go black
Baby girl keep your body right there
Im gonna sock it to you baby
I wanna hear you say yeah, yeah
Now the sign of the knob says privacy
You and me
On the low, fruit bowls and whipped cream
We can get up on a fancy suite
Thugged out with some hennessy
See, see, see
Lock your body up and throw away the key
Im not gonna stop til you scream my name
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song performed by R. Kelly
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R&b Thug
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Uhh, uhh, uhh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Mmm, mmm, mmm
In the playa's club
Checkin' at your body baby
Steadily tossin that cash flow baby
Cause you drive me crazy
Won't you be my lady?
Betcha i can make your body talk to me
(talk to me)
All i need is my cd, bag of weed and some cristie (yeah)
Then i'm gonna stroke you up and down
Messin' with your head
And when you leave up out my room
You'll be walkin' bow leg
I can keep your body comin' like a cta
You're dealin with a true baller baby
Givin' you the keys to my mercedes
I'm not gonna stop til' you scream my name
And say ooh kelly you make me holla
Keep on jumpin' like an impala
You slidin' that sexy ass down the pole like what
(what, what, what, what, what)
Come and get some of this
R&b thug baby
I'm just an r&b thug babe
Tryin' to get some ass babe
Do you wanna thug babe?
I'm just an r&b thug babe
Lookin' for some love babe
Do you wanna date babe
You're gonna trip, gonna trip
Gonna trip, gonna trip, gonna trip
When i show you my love jones babe
And make the room go black
Baby girl keep your body right there
I"m gonna sock it to you baby
I wanna hear you say yeah, yeah
Now the sign of the knob says privacy
You and me
On the low, fruit bowls and whipped cream
We can get up on a fancy suite
Thugged out with some hennessy
See, see, see
Lock your body up and throw away the key
I'm not gonna stop til' you scream my name
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Randb Thing
Ooh ooh ooh
Ahh ahh ahh
Uhh uhh uhh yeah yeah yeah
Ooh ooh ooh
Ahh ahh ahh
Yeah yeah yeah
Mmm mmm mmm
In the playas club
Checkin at your body baby
Steadily tossin that cash flow baby
Cause you drive me crazy
Wont you be my lady
Betcha I can make your body talk to me
Talk to me
All I need is my cd bag of weed and some cristie yeah
Then Im gonna stroke you up and down
Messin with your head
And when you leave up out my room
Youll be walkin bow leg
I can keep your body comin like a cta
Youre dealin with a true baller baby
Givin you the keys to my mercedes
Im not gonna stop til you scream my name
And say ooh kelly you make me holla
Keep on jumpin like an impala
You slidin that sexy ass down the pole like what
What what what what what
Come and get some of this
R and b thug baby
Im just an r and b thug babe
Tryin to get some ass babe
Do you wanna thug babe
Im just an r and b thug babe
Lookin for some love babe
Do you wanna date babe
Youre gonna trip gonna trip
Gonna trip gonna trip gonna trip
When I show you my love jones babe
And make the room go black
Baby girl keep your body right there
Im gonna sock it to you baby
I wanna hear you say yeah yeah
Now the sign of the knob says privacy
You and me
On the low fruit bowls and whipped cream
We can get up on a fancy suite
Thugged out with some hennessy
See see see
Lock your body up and throw away the key
Im not gonna stop til you scream my name
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song performed by R. Kelly
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Another Lot Of Things You Shouldnât Do
Never date Wonder Woman
you will never know what she might do.
She could toss her golden lariat
and choke the truth out of you.
Never date Superman
when he asks you to take a flight with him.
He might dropp you
as he waves to the crowd below.
Never date Spiderman
on any given day.
He might leave dangling in his web
while he is called away.
Never date Batman
because you will never be alone.
He has always got a Robin
bobbing along behind.
Never ever date Dodgy Dave The Vicar
because heâll preach all night to you
and just to top that
youâll be chased by Vera with a rolling pin in hand.
22 November 2007
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Pink Flowers.
Do not text me or think otherwise
I am just picking flowers from my garden.
Last evening I picked a red rose but
Wow! It proved to be too red for my date
Today I visited the same garden
The only flower I found was a white rose.
Where is my favourite pink rose?
This morning I cycled to the market
Sure, to buy my date a pink rose
But the only roses there were yellow and purple.
Tried to enquire where I could get one
But no one knows where to find.
Went to my flower vendor but nowhere to find
Where will I get my pink rose for my date?
Tomorrow, I'll travel far and wide
Only to get this precious pink flower
And if I succeed, my date will be happy
And my heart will find a solace rest
Amidst the residue of love petals
Just with the pink flower petals.
Where will I get my Pink rose flower?
(Dedicated for my pink flower date)
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Your Love Is So Hard
Date line: 1989
I thought I was your lover wild
But U treat me like a step-child
I waited by the telephone
I knew U weren't alone
U wait until it's Friday night
And U call me up and start a fight
Say U and me ain't workin' out
But U'll be free on Sunday, what's this all about?
I don't know, baby, who U think I am
I'm not your average every day simple Sam
I could have a dozen others if I choose
But no other mama will do
Your love is so hard
Your love, your love is so hard
Baby, I like it
I thought we were the perfect match
U were so fine, such a catch
Nights were nasty, days were hot
I gave it all and in return, dogged is what I got
I don't know, baby, who U think I am
I'm not your average every day simple Sam
I could have a dozen others if I choose
But no other mama will do
Your love is so hard
Your love, your love is so hard
Baby, I like it
Date line: 1989
Come here baby, it's time
Hey girl, U've been hurt before
Gimme a chance, don't slam the door
Brown lover, funky M
I come 2 play, not 2 swim
OK, roll over
(1989)
Don't be so hard
Sugar, U'd be missin' everything in life
Don't be so hard
Ooh baby, maybe U could be my wife
Now say it again... uh, hard
I don't know, baby, who U think I am (Believe me, U be)
I'm not your average everyday simple Sam (Uh, ooh, hard)
I could have a dozen others if I choose (Ooh baby)
No other mama will do
Your love is so hard
Your love, your love is so hard
Baby, I like it
Enough
Funky M
I don't know, baby, who U think I am
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Dead
I returned a bag of groceries
Accidently taken off the shelf
Before the expiration date
I came back as a bag of groceries
Accidently taken off the shelf
Before the date stamped on myself
Did a large procession wave their (did a)
Torches as my head fell in the basket, (large pro-)
And was everybody dancing on the casket? (cession dance? )
Now its over Im dead and I havent done anything that I want (now its over)
Or, Im still alive and theres nothing I want to do
I will never say the word
Procrastinate again; Ill never
See myself in the mirror with my eyes closed
I didnt apologize for
When I was eight and I made my younger brother
Have to be my personal slave
Did a large procession wave their (did a)
Torches as my head fell in the basket, (large pro-)
And was everybody dancing on the casket? (cession dance? )
Now its over Im dead and I havent done anything that I want (now its over)
Or, Im still alive and theres nothing I want to do
(so) so I wont
(sit) sit at home
(and) anymore
(and) and you wont
(and) see my head in
(and) the window
(and) and I wont
(and) be around
(and) ever anymore
(and) and Ill be up there on the wall at the store
I returned a bag of groceries
Accidently taken off the shelf
Before the expiration date
I came back as a bag of groceries
Accidently taken off the shelf
Before the date stamped on myself
Did a large procession wave their (did a)
Torches as my head fell in the basket, (large pro-)
And was everybody dancing on the casket? (cession dance? )
Now its over Im dead and I havent done anything that I want (now its over)
Or, Im still alive and theres nothing I want to do
Now its over Im dead and I havent done anything that I want (now its over)
Or, Im still alive and theres nothing I want to do
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The Twins
"Give" and "It-shall-be-given-unto-you"
I
Grand rough old Martin Luther
Bloomed fables-flowers on furze,
The better the uncouther:
Do roses stick like burrs?
II
A beggar asked an alms
One day at an abbey-door,
Said Luther; but, seized with qualms,
The abbot replied, "We're poor!"
III
"Poor, who had plenty once,
When gifts fell thick as rain:
But they give us nought, for the nonce,
And now should we give again?"
IV
Then the beggar, "See your sins!
Of old, unless I err,
Ye had brothers for inmates, twins,
Date and Dabitur.
V
"While Date was in good case
Dabitur flourished too:
For Dabitur's lenten face
No wonder if Date rue.
VI
"Would ye retrieve the one?
Try and make plump the other!
When Date's penance is done,
Dabitur helps his brother.
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I Hate Eating Alone In Public
I sat alone to eat at a restaurant today
For the first time in public today
I gotta say I hate eating alone
I used to ask total strangers to eat with me
And I would tell them that I would pay
So they would eat with me
This one guy must of thought I liked him
And that wasn't the case
I just wanted someone to eat with me
He gave me compliments
We had a great conversation
It was fun eating with him
Than I realized
He thought we were on a date
When he said
I never had a girl ask me out
But I didn't have the heart to tell him
I only asked him out to eat
Because I didn't want to eat alone in public
He asked for my number
So I gave him my number
But I never called him back
And if that had been a date
I would of called him back
But it wasn't a date
Now I'm sitting in a restaurant eating alone
And having all these people stare at me
And it make it worse they're all here with a date
And I'm eating here alone
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Numbers
Its stranger how some numbers
keep recurring in our lives.
At first, we do not notice it
until one day we think of them.
Our date of birth, houses numbers we have lived in,
our childrenâs birth date
and our brother or sisterâs date of birth.
When you look at them
and one number seems to readily appear,
you begin to wonder if that number
has some bearing on our lives.
The number linked to my life is number 8.
I was born on the 18th,
in Canada the house I grew up in was 28
and my sister was born on the 18th.
Moving to England our house number was 62.
When my wife and I got married,
our first house was 24,
our second house was 18
and our present house number is 107.
My wifeâs birth date is the 8th;
my son was born on the 17-8-71.
Everywhere I look the number 8 just keeps popping up.
Coincidence I guess you could call it,
or is there something else a foot.
I will just let you the reader to decide.
3 September 2009
Authorâs note.
The evening I wrote this, my wife went out, was talking to someone, and mentioned how the number 8 always appeared in our lives.
Coincidence?
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You Are a Leader
You are a leader
Not a follower.
A date is a date,
Go for the debate.
Whatever happened
To their financial revolution?
I thought that they could find solution
To the country who is saddened
And scared at their âlaissez-faireâ mentality:
No common sense regulations for the economy.
What happened to Rush and Hannity?
Let them swim in ignominy.
You go to Washington
Not as an Uncle Tom,
But as a real leader,
A great debater,
A man with extraordinary common sense,
And a patriot who will accept no cents
From corrupted lobbyists.
You and your team can remove the country
From this egregious economic abyss;
For too long, they have been lying and messy.
This is tough time, the nation
Expects you to lead intelligently with passion,
Not with voodoo economic theories.
You are expected to cut down the bad trees,
So we can start clean, fresh and anew.
You are chosen among the few
In this critical juncture to be a leader,
NOT A BUSINESS AS USUAL FOLLOWER.
They put the nation in pain,
They put the world in a bin;
You are expected to get us out of this elephantâs mess.
You are brilliant; you are going to do your very best.
You are a leader
Not a follower.
A date is a date,
Go for the debate.
Copyright © September 25,2008, Hebert Logerie, All Rights Reserved
Author of 'Sparkles of Love'
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How To Drive?
Wait, wait, wait,
let yourself wait,
be ready to learn driving,
vehicle up to date.
darling vehicle up to date.
Always start car o' expert with care.
Otherwise, would find some thing,
Uneasy, unfair.
keep clutch in hand,
never accident,
pass away you very slowly,
until it may faint.
hate, hate, hate,
fast driving hate.
be ready to learn driving,
vehicle up to date.
Vehicle:
see this one is gate kaveri,
this one kutubminar.
see every thing nude darling,
while driving car.
Vehicle: I want enjoy heaven,
carry on so fast,
would that! we were queen and king,
forever no last.
haste, haste, haste,
make darling, haste.
if you get down so sooner,
who will compensate.
I need a fast driver,
don't drive me slow.
take energy-pills,
darling, your energy low!
keep mind my word,
I'm too forward,
until you are not trained,
I won't like you wait.
hate, hate, I hate,
I don't like you wait,
be ready to learn driving,
Vehicle up to date.
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Twins, The
``Give'' and ``It-shall-be-given-unto-you.''
I.
Grand rough old Martin Luther
Bloomed fables---flowers on furze,
The better the uncouther:
Do roses stick like burrs?
II.
A beggar asked an alms
One day at an abbey-door,
Said Luther; but, seized with qualms,
The abbot replied, ``We're poor!
III.
``Poor, who had plenty once,
``When gifts fell thick as rain:
``But they give us nought, for the nonce,
``And how should we give again?''
IV.
Then the beggar, ``See your sins!
``Of old, unless I err,
``Ye had brothers for inmates, twins,
``Date and Dabitur.
V.
``While Date was in good case
``Dabitur flourished too:
``For Dabitur's lenten face
``No wonder if Date rue.
VI.
``Would ye retrieve the one?
``Try and make plump the other!
``When Date's penance is done,
``Dabitur helps his brother.
VII.
``Only, beware relapse!''
The Abbot hung his head.
This beggar might be perhaps
An angel, Luther said.
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