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Immigration enthusiasts are so hysterical.

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Do Miss America

So, tell me how you feel without your medicine
Hold your head feeling paranoid
Sweet sixteen for a schizoid
So, tell me how you feel now you're the only one
Held your head in the setting sun
Sweet black smoke with the poison
Hey, come on everybody, do Miss America
Hey, you know when she goes down it's hysterical
So tell me how you feel without your medicine
Hold your head feeling paranoid
Runnin down the street from a mergatroid
So tell me how you feel
Now you're the only one
Held your head in the setting sun
Sweet black smoke from a crooked gun
Hey, come on everybody, do Miss America
Hey, you know when she goes down its hysterical
Hey, come on everybody, do Miss America
Hey, you know when she goes down its hysterical
Hey, come on everybody, do Miss America
Hey, you know when she goes down its hysterical
Do Miss America

song performed by Ryan Adams
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Let Down

transport.
motorways and tramlines.
starting and then stopping.
taking off and landing.
the emptiest of feelings.
sentimental drivel.
clinging onto bottles.
when it comes it's so so.
disappointing let down and hanging around.
crushed like a bug in the ground.
let down and haNGING arouNd.
shell smashed.
juices following.
wings twitch.
legs are going.
donT geT senTimental.
it always ends up dRRiveLLLL.
one day.
i am goiingtogrow wings.
a chemical reaCtion.
hysterical and useless.
hysterical and let down and hanging around.
crushed like a bug in the ground.
let down and haNGNING arouND.
you know where you are with.
you know where you are with.
floor collapses floating bouncing back annd one day youLL know where you are.

song performed by Radiohead
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I Should Be Allowed To Think

I saw the best minds of my generation
Destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical
I should be allowed to glue my poster
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to glue my poster
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea
If by random whim, one occurs to me
If necessary, leave paper stains on the grey utility pole
I saw the worst bands of my generation
Applied by magic marker to dry wall
I should be allowed to shoot my mouth off
I should have a call in show
I should be allowed to glue my poster
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea
If by random whim, one occurs to me
If necessary, leave paper stains on the grey utility pole
I am not allowed
To ever come up with a single original thought
I am not allowed
To meet the criminal government agent who oppresses me
I was the worst hope of my generation
Destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical
I should be allowed to share my feelings
I should be allowed to feel
I should be allowed to glue my poster
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea
If by random whim one occurs to me
But sadly, this can never be
I am not allowed to think
I am not allowed to think
I am not allowed to think (I am not allowed to think)
I am not allowed to think (I am not allowed to think)
I am not allowed to think (I am not allowed to think)
I am not allowed to think (I am not allowed to think)

song performed by They Might Be Giants
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Just How Hysterical Are You?

I love the renovations made to your home.
I see you have rid yourself of some furnishings.

I never noticed 'that' window there before.
Why do you have it roped off?

'Have you noticed the sign hanging above it? '

CLARITY?

'Yes.
Exactly.
It's off limits.
And only those I deem in their right minds,
Are authorize to go beyond that rope.
To share the vision with me.'

Oh!
How clever.
May I take a look?

'Only those I deem in their right minds,
Are authorize to go beyond that rope.
To share the vision with me.'

I find that hysterical.

'Your secret is safe with me.
However...
Only those I deem in their right minds,
Are authorize to go beyond that rope.
To share the vision with me.'

Okay.
I get the message.

Well...
When will I get an opportunity,
To see what you find so precious.?

'Just how hysterical are you? '

Stop it.
You're scaring me.

'When I discovered 'clarity'...
It was the most frightening thing,
I ever thought I'd see.
I use to fear it myself!
Now...

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poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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UP in Baguio

at the Mirador
on top of the hill in Baguio
there we all lived
for a retreat of thirty days
in silence and prayer

at 6 p.m. before dinner
i sit calmly beside a glass window
overlooking the plains below

the pine trees and trails
winding are all gone now
covered by the fog

as though i am now
a resident of the clouds
i hear nothing but the
sounds of gongs
of the natives played
to please their
gods

that was in 1982

when Alan got so hysterical
that the doctor had to inject him to silence him

when Louie stepped out and run at midnight
under the rain crying like a child

when i started to write
the verses of my life because i have forgotten how to cry
how to run away how to be hysterical

when the fog has then become a secret friend
in those thirty days of silence and discovery

poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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Hysterical Valentine With A Fraudulent Design

You're not too hilarious'., or even humorous'',
You don't communicate the truth, like some may think or say''..,
And so the world is fooled, as many are in the U S A''..,
They truly believe you're deeply honest'',
While you're being devious in a twisted, evil way''.,
Constantly deceitful'., but you'll never dupe me'..,
For I see right through your dubious identity''..,
Hysterical Valentine'', with a Marxist mind''.,
How we laugh at your lies etched inside every line''.,
You're a Hallmark Card with a divisive spine''.,
That's got our nation in deep moral and financial decline''..,
Hysterical Valentine With A Fraudulent Design''..! ! !

poem by Trade Martin
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We, as a country, have not seen a significant change in immigration policy in nearly two decades, even though all Americans agree that current immigration policy is outdated and malfunctioning.

quote by Raul Grijalva
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As the American public continues to focus more intensely on illegal immigration and securing the nation's borders, the number of members of the House Immigration Reform Caucus continues to grow.

quote by Virgil Goode
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We will never stop illegal immigration until this country has a comprehensive, realistic immigration policy.

quote by Ruben Hinojosa
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If we are to believe that our immigration laws simply have no value, as our current policies would have us believe, should we then simply throw them all out, the entire lot of immigration law? I hope not.

quote by John Linder
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Much of what we now consider to be problems concerning immigration and assimilation really concern Mexican immigration and assimilation.

quote by Samuel P. Huntington
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Kinja Rules

Lorna
Mista paper, senator pullman he just call.
He ask how come ya don need no watah
Norman
Dont need water!
Lorna
Well, you let the barge go by
He comin to talk to you
Norman
Who is senator pullman anyway?
Why do I have to signal the barge?
Iris
Welcome to the caribbean, put on a shirt at least.
The big enchilada is on his way
Senator pullman
Mr. norman paperman, I presume?
Joinin us in kinja for de tourist boom?
Norman
Norman paperman at your service.
Meeting the kingpin, Im slightly nervous
Pullman
Mr. paperman, I here to be your friend
But theres just certain rules here we can not bend
Paperman how about the water? my cisterns flat.
Pullman
Why sure, I come to take care of dat
Chorus
But you gotta play by kinja rules
Forget about da tings you learned in school
We use a different box of tools
And you gotta play by kinja rules
Pullman
Now dis alien aint bonded for no gondolier
Hes bonded for gardener-dat why he here
De chief of immigration a power in dis town
Chief find out-your hotel close down
Paperman
Hereafter gardenings all hell do I didnt know, I swear to you
Pullman
Doan hoross yourself, its okay mister
De chief of immigration-shes my sister
Chorus
But you gotta play by kinja rules
Forget about that civics course you learned in school
We aint city folks, but we aint fools
And you gotta play by kinja rules
Pullman
Stop!
Paperman
How about my water?

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song performed by Jimmy Buffett
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Hospitals are closing across the country due to the burden of illegal immigration, college students find that summer jobs have dried up due to illegal immigration, and wages across the board are depressed by the overwhelming influx of cheap and illegal labor.

quote by Elton Gallegly
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Based Upon Their Ethnic Ties

If 'rules' of immigration,
Were applied many years ago...
To those who could not read or write,
Or speak the English language properly...
There would be fewer caucasians,
Irritated by productive aliens.
And even fewer still,
Igniting conflict over what rights they have.

Since many of them have risen to heights,
Of incompetence.
Based upon their ethnic ties!
Only the American Blacks,
Have been purposely disenfranchised.
And treated like extraterrestials 'allowed' to visit.
With limited assistance to sustain themselves.

If 'rules' of immigration,
Were applied many years ago...
To those who could not read or write,
Or speak the English language properly...
There would be fewer caucasians,
Irritated by productive aliens.
And even fewer still,
Igniting conflict over what rights they have.

poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to tell the truth.

quote by Stanley Baldwin
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It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth.

quote by Arthur Balfour
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She thoroughly understands what no other Church has ever understood, how to deal with enthusiasts.

quote by Thomas B. Macaulay
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Every few generations there are people who come along that change the way we look at the world, for musical enthusiasts Monk is one of these individuals.

quote by John Conyers
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It's too bad for us 'literary' enthusiasts, but it's the truth nevertheless - pictures tell any story more effectively than words.

quote by William Moulton Marston
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It was used for decades to describe talented computer enthusiasts, people whose skill at using computers to solve technical problems and puzzles was - and is - respected and admired by others possessing similar technical skills.

quote by Kevin Mitnick
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