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King Leer

Your boyfriend, he
Went down on one knee
Well, could it be
Hes only got one knee ?
I tried to surprise you
With vodka
Or tizer
I cant quite quite remember
But you didnt thank me
You didnt even thank me
Because you never do
Your boyfriend, he
Has the gift of the gab
Or, could it be
The gift of the grab ?
I tried to surprise you
I lay down beside you
And ... nothing much happened
And you didnt phone me
You didnt even phone me
Because its not your style
To dial
Your boyfriend, he
Has displayed to me
More than just a
Real hint of cruelty
I tried to surprise you
I crept up behind you
With a homeless chihuahua
You coo-ed for an hour
You handed him back and said :
Youll never guess - Im bored now

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