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Romney's Mormonism

Surfing the news on line last Friday,
I noticed where, concerning faith, Mitt say,
He was Christian and Mormon.
Now, Im not a theologian;
But Seems to me - to be both – there’s no way!

When I took graduate courses at BYU,
I nabbed a couple and barely passed the two;
But while studying in Provo,
I got versed on their bull. “Hello! ”
I was glad to get outa there and bid them ado!

Per the Mormon’s founders, here’s some things they claim:
That there’s more than one God. Well, if that’s their aim!
They’re flurting with disaster.
By denying The Master
The LDS’s church exist all in vain!

They preach that Jesus and Lucifer are kin,
And the blood of Christ does not cleanse all sin.
That sort of gobbledygook
Let us not cease to rebuke;
For fibs like that discombobulate men!

The above rhymes go to show
That it doesn’t hurt to know
About cultus.
But, Christ Jesus;
Well, He’s the One to follow!

poem by Bobby Beddoe
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