Naughty Fairy Tales
The VirginPoet is pleased to present
some tales you know though somewhat bent
Rapunzel's hair wasn't gold it was brown
It didn't grow from her head but her pubic mound
Why Cinderella was the belle of the ball
she wore Lucite platforms and that was all
Pinocchio's nose didn't grow with lies
It was his woody when he saw naked guys
B B Wolfe puffed because for two days
He fucked the three pigs four different ways
Now gamma's house was quite the sight
as red ate that she-wolf throughout the whole night
Snow White lived with seven dwarfs
she was doing em all that randy whore
The prince did not wake the beauty asleep
For comatose he could indulge fantasies deep
Three bears of men lived in the woods
They stole a blonde girl and ravaged her good
Jack had Jill on top of a hill
got her in trouble No Birth Control pill
Plus an old maven named Lu Lu La'rue
ran a bordello disguised as a shoe
Jack was night black with a giant sized cock
His lady friends called him Jack the beanstalk
And most likely the ugliest guy in the world
had as a lover a ten gorgeous girl
Though these tales, I'm sure you've heard
These are the versions I preferred
By Samantha Campbell
poem by Samantha Campbell
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