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ode to an EGG

A fried egg means many things to me

A boiled egg does not entice me quite as much

An omelette with some onion and some cheese

Speaks love made with a 'masters touch'


The fried egg is full of grease and sleaze

And it never comes alone

Though it arrives in a white holy frock

It won't leave your arteries alone

It arrives in the morning on a piece of toast

A bit like a prayer, but without the 'holy ghost'

In the evening it sits heavy on a plate of chips and peas

And though it means well

It clogs your pipes sends them all to hell!

The Egg is in short quite diffident at times

Hiding behind two slices of bread

At other times it shines sublime

As 'eggs benedicte it is quite refined'

Taken with 'high tea' and people in high places

Sometimes it breaks down

Scrambles in dispair leaving by the back entrance unaware

After 'recovery' it returns watery poached and bare

Slipping away without a care

' Give us this day our daily egg '

Was once our prayer

Then the media denouced too much of it a 'health scare'

And so it fell into remission

Not just because of bad emissions

Though of late this serves as a warning

Between bad gas and global warming

So the egg has fallen out of favour

Fallen out of lunch boxes

That stunk a coach for hours

Rotted in the back of fridges

Splat on politicans wishes

overpowered the scent of flowers

And though the love affair is over

After days and months and hours

Of gross excess

I must confess

The fried EGG still tastes the best!

myrtle egg white aka
yvette smith


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