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A man called DAVE

I am a man, called DAVE

My story is boring


But you will be amazed to find

I am a man called Dave

Ordinary sometimes kind


A man called Dave

I wear a size eight shoe

Never get the blues

Never been done in


Nor comitted a mortal sin

And my childhood was full of grey and rainy days kept in

Monochrome at best but never black or blue


I was never starved or beaten


And I never went to Eton

Or grew up in a town house with a silver spoon

I can be quite erratic


But was never locked in an attic


I was never a fanatic

Apolitical

Never spiritual

Devoid of potent points of view

I am a man called DAVE

You may have seen me on the news

For being boring

And being conventional

A one dimensional

Just like you and you and, (you)

I could have changed name to JOE


Joe Public just like you

But I am Dave a man called Dave


And I'm so extraordinary for being square


Devoid of any point of view


I'm on the telly in the news

Soon to publish 'BORING SNORING'

my life story


Coming to a cinema near you!

Dave MY NAME IS DAVE

MY IDLE HOUR AWAITS

soon to be forgotten


Cos I'm like YOU and YOU and (you)

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