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Beware Of The Pie Cooker

There's never a dull moment as far as I can see
About a lady who's a librarian in Shrewsbury
Come what may she's a darling of the town
Always seen driving her Eos with the hood down
Hard as nails and an ass to match
She'll make someone a perfect- dare I say - catch
So anything you need to know is inside her head
Reading books to keep her brain well fed
But this Joan d'arc of the literary world
Has a secret that has yet to unfold
Given a chance she likes nothing more than to cook
Exciting things that turns heads and not pages of a book
So here's an example and you'll understand why
This lady loves making all sorts of pies
Be it vegetarian, pork or something special like Creole,
The main ingredient will always be soul
Whether it be human, dog or cat,
Who cares, she's enjoys herself and that's that
And whilst poor old Goober lies there waiting for fate
She's busy deciding what would be nice to put on a plate
Hot dog, burger, fish finger or cottage pie
No doubt thinking what to do when poor Goober dies
So, be not in haste
For if supper is late
Goober is not dead but is there licking his dinner plate.

poem by JeanJacques Evendon
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