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The Female Human Being

I‘ve searched for aliens all my life,
Ever since I was a child,
From distant planets to far away stars,
My quest is driving me wild.

I'm not sure what I'm looking for,
As nobody's written a draft,
Could it be a small green man,
From a silver disc shaped craft.

Or could it be they're already here,
Perhaps they live in the sea,
Or is it really possible,
It could even be you or me.

That's really not as daft as it sounds,
We have strange creatures here,
They get stoned and out of their heads,
On drugs and potent beer.

When we see them lose their minds,
They then enter outer space,
Their behaviour is alien to all around,
They are not of the human race.

I don't think that is accurate though,
Aliens would have more sense,
Humans beings are quite unique, ,
Could our visitors be so dense.

Perhaps there's nobody out there,
They've been here all along,
I think I know the answer,
It's for you to prove me wrong.

Some say we live among them,
Their attitude can be aloof,
They live within a twilight world,
All we need now is the proof.

Their powers of persuasion,
Cannot be denied,
One look from those piercing eyes,
Can make you feel you've died.

Their intelligence is far superior,
So much so it's out of sight,
They make us feel inferior,
As when wrong they're always right.

They love to dress in fancy clothes,
With a room for shoes alone,
never ask why they need so many,
or you'll hear a sickly groan.

If you do something exceptional,
Your story they will edit,
They'll make you think it wasn't you,
Then they'll take all the credit.

They can make us feel incompetent,
Then make us feel our best,
Drive us bloody mental,
Or fill us all with zest.

When we do the cleaning up,
They'll say you've left a pong,
Despite all your best efforts,
You can guarantee it's wrong

When they get themselves upset,
We'll say, oh what a shame,
Then they'll claim it's all your fault,
You're the one to blame.

By trying to outsmart them,
You are being so unwise,
They can and will outwit you,
Which will lead to your demise.

Beware if you upset them,
They can be really mean,
If you make them angry,
You will see them turning green.

If they ask, do I look fat in this,
Say no my dear, of course,
If you tell the bloody truth,
you'll feel what is, ‘' The Force ‘'.

If you're seen with one of their species,
They become quite over zealous,
They change back to their alien state,
As they can be pretty jealous.

What species could have so much power,
They're impossible to outsmart,
Their culture is from another world,
They are truly a breed apart.

The problem with these aliens is,
If you take one on a date,
When they think they like you,
They'll expect you to be their mate.

They are the ultimate Extra Terrestrial,
Their abilities are all seeing,
This species is known to man as,

‘' The Female Human Being ‘'

poem by Bri Mar
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