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I Got You Eye Baths As Well

I've went and dropped my I Pad,
It's really badly bent,
To you I couldn't lie Dad,
It definitely wasn't meant.

My Dad then said, no problem son,
Just leave it all to me,
He acted as if he was having fun,
The bent one he didn't see.

Before I knew it he was off,
He said to buy another,
If that's the case I couldn't scoff,
So I went to tell my brother.

He said Dads head was in the clouds,
The guy just didn't have a clue,
But I protested he had vowed,
That chaos would not ensue.

This then got me worried,
What would he bring me back?
So off to my room I scurried,
For disasters he had the knack.

Just at that his car arrived,
He had a box that was really large,
What in Gods name has he contrived?
What mess did he discharge?

He said I bought you fifty pieces,
They'll last forever more,
They don't have any dents or creases,
For you my son nothing's a chore.

Fifty of what I shouted out,
I Pads are expensive,
He said I had to use some clout,
But my contacts are extensive.

When he finally opened up the box,
Upon my back I fell,
He said, I didn't just get eye pads,

‘' I Got You Eye Baths As Well ‘'

poem by Bri Mar
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