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Who Stole The D. J.

Artist: dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince
[jeff]
Let, let, lets go
[announcer]
Calling all cars, calling all cars
Be on the lookout someone has stolen the d.j.
Agent f.p. get on the case immediately
[jeff]
Lets, lets go
[fresh prince]
I got the call about eleven fifteen
Twelve oclock arrived on the scene
Looked around and things were ill
The party was at a dead stand still
People sittin around no music
The situation was somewhat confusing
But Im a detective I knew right away what happened
Somebody stole the d.j.
Who or why I had no clue
But I knew what I had to do
No eat no sleep, just work
Then walked past this fly mini-skirt
I had to dis her quick before she greeted
Come on baby Im working, beat it
Come on Im busy, just go away
Gotta find out who stole the d.j.
[jeff]
Lets, lets go
[fresh prince]
This mystery needed to quickly be solved
Cause there were kids involved
Friday and saturday nights had no songs
Why, because the d.j. was gone
Smiles you used to dance and sing around
Now were replaced by frowns
And it was up to me to solve the mystery
And get back the disc jockey
I found an eye witness
But his breath wreaked of chitlins
All I know is his breath did pound
Buddy forget it, just write it down
No fingerprints no clues
The only witness was the bad breath dude
It was up to me to save the day
And find out who stole the d.j.
[jeff]
Lets, lets go
[fresh prince]
Through the door this dame walked in
I swear to james bond a perfect ten
I thought to myself Im working just forget it
Then I thought well maybe Ive got a minute
So I took her down to the station
To the back room for some interrogation
Captain doesnt like it, but I must confess
I interrogate best when Im undressed
We were in there for hours drained
To see who would break first, me or the dame
Then she broke, and her mind was my possession
(prince I love you)
That wasnt the question
I only wanna know one thing
Ive gotta make the kids dance and sing
So tell me now cause crime dont pay baby
Who stole the d.j.
I scarrowed the city but still no clue
Lost like a cause, what should I do
Then like a bolt of ligtening it hit me
Ah, the worst villain in the city
I wasnt prepared for what was in store
He had stolen the d.j. before
You all know this ruthless foe
To his hideout
(let, lets go)
Tip toed up the steps
Slowly and ever so quietly I crept
But out of nowhere I was attacked
Just like in the movies, clubbed from the back
I felt like a fool
(man, you need to go back to private eye school)
I was the dunce of the day
There I was tied up with the d.j.
[jeff]
Lets go
[fresh prince]
There we were both tied to a pole
I told the d.j. relax its under control
(relax man, we both goin down you cant even keep yourself untied)
Do you want to be free or not
Im gonna get us out of this tight spot
I planned this all along cap
There a knife in my swiss army hat
With the blade I cut the rope
(man your secret services spy hats dope)
I radiod for back up cars
So we could put this crook behind bars
Another criminal off the streets
Another d.j. back to his beats
I walked in the club and I was happy to say
Ladies and gentlemen, heres your d.j.
[jeff]
Lets go
[announcer]
Calling all cars, calling all cars
Be on the lookout, (let, lets go)
Someone has stolen another d.j.
Calling private eye fresh prince
Be on the lookout (let, lets go)
Someone has stolen another d.j.
Get on the case immediately
[jeff]
Lets go, lets go, lets go, lets go

song performed by Will Smith
Added by Lucian Velea
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