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Christmas At Ground Zero

Its christmas at ground zero
Theres music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
While the air raid sirens blare
Its christmas at ground zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test
Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping
Its the end of all humanity
No more time for last-minute shopping
Its time to face your final destiny
Its christmas at ground zero
Theres panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath the mushroom cloud
You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or jack frost on your windowsill
But if someones climbing down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill
Its christmas at ground zero
And if the radiation levels okay
Ill go out with you and see all the new
Mutations on new years day
Its christmas at ground zero
Just seconds left to go
Ill duck and cover with my yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe
Its christmas at ground zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke, were gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday

song performed by Weird Al Yankovic
Added by Lucian Velea
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