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The Freeview User Manual

Blah, blah, blah, blah... Batteries in.
Switch on... Scan for Freeview channels...
No channels found. Plug in aerial.
Scan for Freeview channels again...
Found 3 channels. Are you kidding me?
Page 12. Try a signal booster...

Later that afternoon...

Another £20 that's cost me!
Plug in aerial. Find a spare cable.
Fit cable to Freeview box...
Scan again... Channels in the wrong order.
Page 13. Top of page: Delete channels.
Page 13. Try manual scan...
Finally...100 channels.

Later that evening...

30 channels disappeared. Flipping thing!

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Experiment with truth, now with instrument

Experiment with truth,
Now with instrument
A TV programme is
Presently being aired
Where telling truths
Will help a person
Win rupees to the tune of a crore

Truth is here defined
As telling what is there
In the thought

Truth is sharing your thought,
Which most of us
Will not like to do
As many of us
Nurse bad, wild and ugly thoughts

This programme
With the award it projects

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Natural Charm

Olivia, my darling Olivia,
my young voluptuous queen,
displaying your many assets
on the television screen.

I mean those natural assets,
your hair, your eyes, your smile,
viewers are attracted to programme three
and linger there awhile.

But time is taking quite a toll
on my darling 'work of art'...
now you are pictured on programme four
sliding down the chart!

O Olivia, liken to Sylvia,
I pray you'll not slide again,
a backward step to programme five
could bring your fans much pain.

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The classical example of a successful research programme is Newton's gravitational theory: possibly the most successful research programme ever.

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All social workers want is to get everyone involved in a programme. Because a programme provides full employment for three generations of social workers. And they mess up.

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It would be wrong to assume that one must stay with a research programme until it has exhausted all its heuristic power, that one must not introduce a rival programme before everybody agrees that the point of degeneration has probably been reached.

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After The Concert

After the concert you went
around the back and there
was the bus with John Lewis
talking to some guy by the

door and having got by them
you climbed aboard the bus
and saw the other members
of the MJQ and having made

your way towards them Percy
Heath gave you a big smile and
you said who you were and he
gave you the low down on his

double bass and signed your
programme and so did Connie
Kay although he didn’t have a
lot to say and then there was

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Writing Life Literary Programmes

my wishes
have already
come true

I got to personally
write a literary
programme for several

grade levels
and teach
an English

A literary
programme
creatively

with the best
school English students
for three years

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Childhood Memories Three: Bumble Bees In Space

down the rabbit hole
of childhood memories
we tumble into lost world

into childhood pioneering
memories of Apollo Space
Programme watering the

wonder of an over active
childhood imagination
ready to actively participate

in private space training
programme: stage one selection
process an astronaut a

buzz Aldrin is needed
Command Module Pilot
for next daring mission

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Wallflower

Till midnight her needle she plied
To finish her pretty pink dress;
"Oh, bless you, my darling," she sighed;
"I hope you will be a success."
As she entered the Oddfellow's Hall
With the shy thrill of maiden romance
She felt like the belle of the Ball,
But . . . nobody asked her to dance.

Her programme was clutched in her hand;
Her smile was a tiny bit wan;
She listened, applauding the band,
Pretending she liked to look on.
Each girl had her favourite swain,
She watched them retreat and advance;
She waited and waited in vain,
but nobody asked her to dance.

Said Mother to me: "You'll agree
That any young girl who wears specs,

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