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I am proud of what I have got and I need an audience.

quote by Farrah Fawcett
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When you do bad things, bad things happen to you.

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My number one goal is to love, support and be there for my son.

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It's still going on. I guess it will be until Redmond quits, dies or is jailed.

quote by Farrah Fawcett
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Have I been wiretapped? Yes. But who they said wiretapped me was incorrect.

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God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.

quote by Farrah Fawcett
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God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.

quote by Farrah Fawcett
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I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?

quote by Farrah Fawcett
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Follow Your Dreams

to dream your dream, and follow it through
to dream your dream, and make it come true.
to set that goal in your life
and have it become your guiding light.

to push yourself against all odds
and take the first steps, is the start.
take the first of a million steps
until your dream you have met.

no one knows your dreams better than you
do whatever you've got to do.
but do not hurt anyone along the way
for later on you will pay.

using friends, family, people, -we all do.
how far you go depends on you.
with your dream, other people gain
and because of it, their lives will change.

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poem by Louis Rams
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EBAY

Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys
Yeah
A used...pink bathrobe
A rare...mint snow globe
A Smurf...TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house...is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay
I'll buy...your knick-knack
Just check...my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy (a slightly damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)

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song performed by Weird Al Yankovic
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