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The president's budget request today demonstrates his unwillingness to come clean on the true costs of his agenda. A penny saved is not a penny earned if at the end of the day you still owe a quarter.

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If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend; on the other hand, if two strangers come with the same request, accept because you will gain one friend.

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Not a few other very eminent and scholarly men made the same request, urging that I should no longer through fear refuse to give out my work for the common benefit of students of Mathematics.

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Swindle

A request to have a door,
On hinges installed...
Is a great idea,
For one seeking privacy.

But a door on hinges,
That does not close...
Or has a lock with a key,
Is just another swindle!

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Turn Up the Heat

You want me to turn up the heat?
I can only oblige you.
However,
I want it understood...
This action made,
Was at your request.
Protect yourself.
I will not be held responsible,
For your burns.

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A Request

lady since you cannot
explain to me
orgasm in words
or even in poetry
i have one request
will you please demonstrate
it to me?

i am a slow
learner, so please
repeat it over and over
again.

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Hi Client! !

Thanks for joining H.S.B.C. bank
You will now recieve no request
For 20% V.A.T. on your wage

Thanks very much for your contribution
Thanks again for your contribution

Lots of Love
H.S.B.C.

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It's really sort of morbid, but she said her mother wanted to see me all her life. And when she died, she made just one request: that a picture of me be put into her casket. So somewhere in England, I'm in a casket.

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An old florist still in his bachelor status

'You are almost forgotten to collect us sir,
I see the shinning town and I too like to give my rare fragrance to poor souls,
Anyway this is not a complaint but a kind request.' A wild flower begs in teary eyes.

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A Thank You Note

I love that you are delighted

in reading my prose and poetry.

Am glad I've been accepted.

Dear young jcurry,

My Friend Request I've sent.

I'm now your poet friend.

Yours very sincerely,

Aspiring Tweety Birdy

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