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<div style="background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><div style="margin:10px 0"><strong>Over-Heard Conversations at the Party</strong></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">'I'm not really fat' he said<br>'I am anorexic, <br>just not very good at it.'</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">'I can't keep a girl friend<br>I am too, uh, big down there<br>they say it hurts.'<br>'You expect me to believe this line? '</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">'I didn't say I loved you<br>I said I often think of you.<br>That's what I said.'</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">'I have to give up drugs<br>I am hallucinating<br>the girl of my dreams.'</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">So I told her it was ok<br>she could sleep with him<br>but she would have to pay<br>for that pair of shoes<br>we saw at Nordstrum's.'</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">'So my Dad says<br>'All I am asking for<br>is a Some Sex Marriage.'</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">So he says he is not gay<br>he just likes men.</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">I thew up on him<br>and he was so sweet<br>he wiped it off<br>and I tipped him a dollar.</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">And then I found out <br>that the tattoo<br>he put on my butt<br>was his ex-girl friend.</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">Girl, he is ugly<br>-no way around the facts-<br>unless you saying<br>he is packing.</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">She stood there<br>and let all the men<br>get a good look<br>at her cleavage.<br>How can you compete<br>with that? </a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">I don't really read books<br>and stuff like that<br>takes too long.</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">I told him he never<br>listens to me<br>and he said<br>'What? ' </a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">I don't know, <br>the honeymoon<br>was a disaster; <br>we made love<br>for only about five hours<br>and he started complaining<br>about his back.</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">What's your name again? </a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">'You got a girlfriend? ' <br>'Yes' she said.</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">So he heard us making love<br>on the answering machine-<br>the thing was on room monitor.</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">I told him the baby was his.</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">Couldn't sleep at all last night-<br>Vibrator ran out of batteries.</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">So he said<br>'You are bleeding.<br>Is that normal? <br>'Normal' I said<br>Bleeding? <br>And then I passed out.</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">Well he is very tall, <br>got big feet, <br>a big nose.<br>and bedroom eyes<br>All the things I need right now.</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">I had to set him free.<br>Hard to be with a man<br>prettier than you.</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none"><br>I hate these parties<br>and the food is bad.<br>Don't know why I come.</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">'I do love you<br>its just that I don't want<br>you to think that means <br>we will get married.'</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">'The last thing in the world I<br>need right now is for someone<br>to fall in love with me and<br>find out that I was not worth <br>falling in love with.'</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><a href="http://www.citatepedia.com/comments.php?id=448630" style="color:#000;text-decoration:none">'It was easy. I told him<br>he was superman man in my eyes.<br>And then a year later I said <br>if you are superman <br>why haven't you solved all of my problems.? <br>He had no answer.<br>And then I said <br>'You are a superman fraud'</a></div><div style="margin:10px 0"><br /></a><a href="http://poems.citatepedia.com/">poem</a> by <strong><a rel="author" href="http://authors.citatepedia.com/by.php?a=Lonnie+Hicks">Lonnie Hicks</a></strong></div>