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I would love to do a comedy spoof, like a Spinal Tap kind of thing.

quote by Matthew McGrory
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I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

quote by Kathy Griffin
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The only spoof I think is the title, which was just we thought of very early on and it kind of stuck.

quote by Simon Pegg
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Then my first film was something called Cannibal Girls, which sounds like a horror movie but was actually kind of a goofy comedy with horror elements. Like a horror spoof.

quote by Ivan Reitman
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The Joke Is On Us

A shill named “The Donald” set things in motion
To help present Obama’s fabricated proof
2012 re-election is why he had such a silly notion
When he could never pull off such a blatant spoof

poem by Ray Lucero
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Trapped In The Real

TRAPPED IN THE REAL
SO MUCH I CAN'T FEEL
BOUND TO A COURSE
LIKE A RACE HORSE
GIVEN A TRUTH
THATS MORE THAN A SPOOF
GONNA SNIP MY BALLS
GONNA MAKE ME ACHE
DYIN' IN A HAZE
OF ANOTHER RAGE
DIPPIN IN THE WAX AND GLUE
ALL FOR THE SAKE OF YOU
DAMNED BEYOND BELIEF
SUPERSEDES RELIEF
WRAPPED IN CELLOPHANE
A NEW KIND OF PAIN
ADMINISTERED AND POURED
THRU AN OPENED DOOR
AL OF WHO I AM
WHEN ALL TIME BEGAN'SI IT IS FOR ALL

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poem by Talile Ali
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How to Meditate

-lights out-
fall, hands a-clasped, into instantaneous
ecstasy like a shot of heroin or morphine,
the gland inside of my brain discharging
the good glad fluid (Holy Fluid) as
i hap-down and hold all my body parts
down to a deadstop trance-Healing
all my sicknesses-erasing all-not
even the shred of a 'I-hope-you' or a
Loony Balloon left in it, but the mind
blank, serene, thoughtless. When a thought
comes a-springing from afar with its held-
forth figure of image, you spoof it out,
you spuff it off, you fake it, and
it fades, and thought never comes-and
with joy you realize for the first time
'thinking's just like not thinking-
So I don't have to think
any
more'

poem by Jack Kerouac
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Ginger's Marriage

Ginger cat decides to marry.
His pussycat lives in the yard.
Tri-color coat she wears wary,
On her lips - a beautiful pomade.
A manicure, eye-lashes, a hat …
Ginger loved all that in a pussycat.
It was her birthday when he
Made her an offer his wife to be.
Pussycat loved ginger, it was not a spoof,
Wedding ceremony was made on the roof.
An old cat has come to the party,
He brought a large sweet patty.
There have come two little mice,
Little kittens were naughty but nice.
At the wedding was a puppy
Funny creature was so stumpy.
Cats have come from all the yards,
Flowers were from boulevards.
The marriage choir was like a beep,
Till morning no one could sleep.

poem by Larisa Rzhepishevska
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Lover Of Poetry

Night, right, light, might, sight, slight, bright;
Far away from you with the words of love,
But, i am also very far ahead of the world in thinking.

Speed, feed, heed, weed, need, seed, creed;
And like the lover of sweet poetry,
But the clarity of your face satisfies my muse.

Flight, tight, bight, knight, fight, plight;
With works and the words of love,
But love is in the air with all that muses.

Greed, peed, reed, deed, dreed, teed;
Far away from home with the words of love,
But i am what i am today.

Tell, sell, fell, well, jell, quell, bell, cell, dell, ell, yell;
I am a lover of sweet poetry! !
And like the clarity in the eyes of your lover;
But, she is very far away from you.

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poem by Edward Kofi Louis
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Quicker Than Thought

A post once held and a name once made,
A walk once made and a journey once achieved,
This world is full of stories and celebrities;
But i am a profesor within myself.

Of a quantum gravity,
Of a quantum order,
Of the successful acts of man on my muse;
But i am with the fourth dimention of my mind to reachout to you.

Flying like a bee,
Software and hardware;
And to the battles of the odds to tell a story,
Like the name of a newborn child.

The north of the Northpole,
The south of the Southpole,
Summer time with insects;
But the fruits are getting rotten quicker than thought.

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poem by Edward Kofi Louis
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