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You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

quote by Jim Samuels
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Remember folks stop lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.

quote by Jim Samuels
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Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.

quote by Jim Samuels
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The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.

quote by Jim Samuels
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A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

quote by Jim Samuels
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Class of 08

The class of 08 is the best
The class of 08 is above the rest
The class of 08 passed all there test so
The class of 08 will graduate!

poem by Kamilah Samuels
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The Beach

Squat, unshaven, full of gas,
Joseph Samuels, former clerk
in four large cities, out of work,
waits in the darkened underpass.

In sanctuary, out of reach,
he stares at the fading light outside:
the rain beginning: hears the tide
that drums along the empty beach.

When drops first fell at six o'clock,
the bathers left. The last car's gone.
Sun's final rays reflect upon
the streaking rain, the rambling dock.

He takes an object from his coat
and holds it tightly in his hand
(eyes on the stretch of endless sand).
And then, in darkness, cuts his throat.

poem by Weldon Kees
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Joe The Plummer

He's not really a licensed plummer.
Although he quips,
As if he is legit.

His name is not even Joe!
But Samuel.
Just like a famous Mark Twain...
Who has penned fantasies,
We all are familiar and come to know.

And both Samuels...
With divergent claims to fame.
Have the same thing going!
Opinions about life.
Under pseudo names.

But Joe the Plummer has been given a 'mic'.
To report from the edge of a battlefield.
To describe what war is like!
And how journalists reporting the facts...

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poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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The Stepfather

Cast: Dylan Walsh, Penn Badgley, Sherry Stringfield, Paige Turco, Jon Tenney, Braeden Lemasters, Skyler Samuels

trailer for The Stepfather, directed by Nelson McCormick (2009)
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Jim

Nelson a. shawn / caesar petrillo / edward ross / milton samuels
Jim doesnt ever bring me pretty flowers
Jim never tries to cheer my lonely hours
Dont know why Im so crazy for jim
Jim never tells me Im his hearts desire
I never seem to set his love afire
Gone are the years Ive wasted on him
Sometimes when I get feelin low
I say lets call it quits
Then I hang on and let him go breakin my heart in bits
Someday I know that jim will up and leave me
But even if he does you can believe me
Ill go on carrying the torch for jim
Ill go on lovin my jim

song performed by Billie Holiday
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