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I Gotta Pee

I gotta pee!
I gotta pee!
I gotta pee!
I gotta pee!
I gotta pee!
I gotta pee!
I gotta pee!
I gotta pee!
I gotta pee!
I gotta pee!
I gotta pee!
I gotta pee!
I gotta pee!
I gotta pee!
I gotta pee!
Call 911!
I gotta pee!
I gotta pee!
I gotta pee!
I gotta pee!

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song performed by NOFX
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Something so ordinary can be poetic

Something like
NO PARKING
Is poetic to me
You are a soul
Lost to this
Town of indifference
And you have
Been roaming
Around in your
Old car of a
Soul and you
Want to rest
And think
And what they
Say is

NO PARKING

That is actually
Poetic

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poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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Pee Wees Playhouse Theme

Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair (like chairry !)
Let the fun begin, its time to let down your hair !
Pee-wees so excited,
cause all his friends have been invited (thats you !)
To go wacky, at pee-wees playhouse!
Theres a crazy rhythm, comin from puppetland (what that ? )
Dirty dog, cool cat, and chicky baby are the puppet band (yeah !)
Hes got a couple of talkin fish,
And a genie wholl grant a wish -
Golly, its cuckoo at pee-wees playhouse !
Globeys spinnin, mr. windows grinnin,
cause pterris flyin by (hello !)
The flowers are singin, the picture phone is ringin,
And the dinosaur family goes, hi!
Mr. kites soarin, conkys still a snorin,
Theres the flashing magic screen.
The cowntess is so classy, randys kinda sassy -
A nuttier establishment youve never seen !
Spend the day with pee-wee and youll see what we mean ! (come on !)
Get outta bed, therell be no more nappin! (wake up!)

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song performed by Cyndi Lauper
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I Have To Pee!

One day I was sitting in my chair
Playing with my hair
When an urge was inflicted upon me.
What's that yellow stuff?
Oh, it's pee!
I have to pee
Oh, I have to pee!
Let this pee run in the toilet,
And not on me.
=D

poem by Mystykka Mysterious
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Could Should Do?

so much we could
do should do
but do not do

as individuals
as peoples
as nations

we could harness
free solar energy
energy of solar radiation

sunlight burns
to light our night
in shades of day

we could harness
energy of wind in
great profusion

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poem by Terence George Craddock
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Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.

quote by Iggy Pop
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Angeleaka

My name is Angelleaka

I pee and cry

And pee and cry

I was made in Hong Kong

I am plastic

With squeaky leaky legs

My name is Angeleaka

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poem by Yvette Smith
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In Nature's World Nature's Wonders Do Abound

In Nature's World Nature's wonders do abound
The billions of ants that crawl around the ground
The trillions of flying things beetles, flies and bees
That buzz around the blossom laden trees.

In Nature's World the birds sing every day
And migratory waders from the Northlands far away
On the southern beaches searching for insects ten thousand miles or more
From their birthplace on the cold Artic shore.

In Nature's World a bird i often hear and see
In the Town park the black and white pee wee
With little variation in his song
Pee wee pee wee he calls out all day long.

Of Nature's World so much to learn and know
Of how the plants and flowers and grasses grow
And though many of Nature's wonders to recall
Her best kept secrets she hides from us all.

poem by Francis Duggan
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Out There In The Wide Country

Out there in the wide country like a small speck in the sky
The small brown skylark is carolling as upwards he does fly
On a warm day in October with a beautiful Spring breeze
With temperatures near perfect around 23 degrees,
October in Victoria in the woodland all the day
The gray shrike thrush is whistling in his cloak of brown and gray
And the white backed magpie is fluting upon the gray gum tree
And the magpie lark is singing pee wee pee wee pee wee
And the kookaburras laughter is ringing loud and clear
Out there in the wide country them one so often hear,
Out there in the wide country the wildflowers are in bloom
And the woods and paddocks scenting of Nature's sweet perfume
And the temperature is perfect days such as this are rare
And the nesting birds are singing and Spring is in the air.

poem by Francis Duggan
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You're Gonna Change

Words and music by hank williams, sr.
[g] you wore out a brand new trunk
Packin' and un-[d7] packin' your [g] junk
Your daddy's mad; he's done got pee-eeved
You're gonna change [d7] or i'm a-gonna [g] leave.
Chorus
You're gonna [c7] change your way of livin'
Change the things you do
Stop [g] doin' all the things that you oughten too
Your daddy's mad; he's done got pee-eeved
You're gonna change [d7] or i'm a-gonna [g] leave.
This ain't right and that is wrong
You just keep naggin', all the day long
Its gotta stop, i don't mean plea-ease
Now, you're gonna change or i'm a-gonna leave.
The way to keep a woman happy
And make her do what's right
Is love her ev'ry mornin', bawl her out at night
Your daddy's mad; he's done got pee-eeved
Now, you're gonna change or i'm a-gonna leave.

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song performed by Hank Williams
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