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Were Your Knickers In a Twist

Did you purposely,
Block my access?
So I can stay away,
From my assets?
If this is the way it's gonna be...
You get not one more kiss from me.

Did I do something,
That would get you upset?
I don't know what I did,
To start up your mess.
You know I'm free of dialogue!
Were your knickers in a twist,
And this pissed you off?

I don't know what I did,
To start up your mess.
Did I do something,
That would get you upset?
You know I'm free of dialogue!

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Knickers

Knickers are cute
knickers are fun
they cover my do, do
and hide my big bum!
Some lacy
some saucy
some pink
and some black,
I try them all on,
then sneak them all back!
My wife doesn't know
that I try on her drawers
I hope you don't tell!
I won't do it no more!

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Outrageous

I went to church without knickers,
I said my hello's to the Vicker,
the service, it could have been worse
and I didn't care much for the weather.

I wanted to be so outrageous
and wanted to be so risqué,
however it would have been better
had I'd told everybody that day.

If I'd told all those prudish old men
that my knickers were home in the bin
that my bottom was bare
oh how they'd have glared
and my funny bone tickled again.

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A Case Of Edible Underwear (Adult)

This comes with a Public Health Warning
as not suitable for children under the age of twenty 0ne.

“My dear Holmes this case is very puzzling as the young lady in question is not dead.”

“Just a simple case of edible knickers my dear Watson.”

“But how do you know that Holmes? ”

“Elementary dear Watson, elementary. As you can see by the teeth marks on her bum.”

“By Jove! Your right Holmes, I didn’t see that! ”

“And my dear Watson there is also you will notice the chew marks on what is left of the knickers.”

“Who would do some fiendish thing like that? ”

“A rampant lover who loved the chocolate flavour. Do you see dear Watson he has only left the skid marks. We are after someone who loves his chocolate.”

“I see Holmes, but the question remains who is he? ”

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no knickers
pink bottom, crinkled
boy's eyes, wide!

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I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.

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pert behind
peering out of a too short skirt
the flimsiest excuse of a knickers

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Kate Winslet

There are moments to indulge and enjoy, but I always know when it's time to go home and wash my knickers.

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Kim Wilde

I don't take myself seriously any more. Sometimes I just garden in my knickers and platform shoes.

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Ewan McGregor

I'm just looking for that moment to drop my Jedi knickers and pull out my real light saber.

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