Quotes about google
God doesn't reply; Google, always, and immediately.
I actually think most people don't want Google to answer their questions; they want Google to tell them what they should be doing next.
Right now someone who works for Facebook is getting tens of thousands of error messages and frantically trying to find the problem before the whole charade collapses. There's a team at a Google office that hasn't slept in three days. Somewhere there's a database programmer surrounded by empty Mountain Dew bottles whose husband thinks she's dead. And if these people stop, the world burns. Most people don't even know what sysadmins do, but trust me, if they all took a lunch break at the same time they wouldn't make it to the deli before you ran out of bullets protecting your canned goods from roving bands of mutants.
Google can bring you back 100,000 answers, a librarian can bring you back the right one.
The Smurfs [Google]
Cast: Neil Patrick Harris, Jayma Mays
and if the server crashed
would I still be a poet?
and if the Internet crashed suddenly
in the whole wide world,
who’s going to ever hear of me?
I would like a law
to forbid poetry in public,
to have to go in specially designed places
with a pencil and a piece of paper
to write only for myself
as if my poem were
an engagement ring
a vow for love.
I’ve been hurting my soul
on a piece of paper
in a puddle of words
you call it clichee
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The only thing Google has failed to do, so far, is fail.
Google actually relies on our users to help with our marketing. We have a very high percentage of our users who often tell others about our search engine.
With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in the year 2020 are going to be nostalgic for the sensation of feeling clueless.
Google is in an amazing position to be the target of tons of lawsuits that will set precedent for many important things for us on the Internet.
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