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Chasing Pessimists Away

Pessimists would say that optimism is a gag,
But...
Being optimistic is a good thing to have.

Those who look for troubles got them carried in a bag,
'Cause...
They would rather carry all their troubles that they've had.
Carrying their troubles seeking more of them to nab.

Pessimists would say that optimism is a gag,
But...
Being optimistic is a good thing to have.
Being optimistic is a feeling that could last.

Those who look for troubles got them carried in a bag,
'Cause...
They would rather carry all their troubles that they've had.
And carrying their troubles seeking more of them to nab.

Pessimists would say that optimism is a gag,

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poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Lockjaw

Look out children
Mothers hide all the children who lie
Lockjaws coming with a rusty nail
Hes gonna nail your mouth open wide
Look out children
Boys and girls who do falsify
From the black forest with a hammerhead
Hes looking for you with a rusty eye
In the black forest, lives an ogre named lockjaw. lockjaw doesnt like children
Who tell lies. late at night he stalks the houses of the fibbers and the
Falsifiers, and before they can cry out from their beds, he nails their jaws
Open with a rusty nail, using his head for a hammer. you may escape him for a
While and think you fooled him, but hell get you in the end. hell get ya!
Hell get ya!!
Lockjaws coming
Hide your heads, all you lying children
Mothers hide all your lying children
Fathers hide all your lying children
Look out mothers
Telling lies to a gullible child

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song performed by Todd Rundgren
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Sometimes, you start with the drawing and then the gag comes to you in the middle of it. That is when you start working on the solution of the gag, which is composition, placing, equilibrium, and character design.

quote by Sergio Aragones
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~ Logophilic ~

~ Logophilic ~
Ms. Nivedita
UK
28 August 2010.

Why ~ Seek
Me you ~ Tick
Pluck n’~ Pick
Don’t ~ Prick
Play no ~ Trick.

Booze n’ ~ Bag
Dip in my ~ Dag
Fitter away ~ Fag
Gift you ~ Gag.

Lull all ~ Lag
Musk lulu ~ Mag
Nip all ~ Nag

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poem by Ms. Nivedita Bagchi Spc. Uk.
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Villon's Straight Tip to All Cross Coves

"Tout aux tavernes et aux filles."
Suppose you screeve? or go cheap-jack?
Or fake the broads? or fig a nag?
Or thimble-rig? or knap a yack?
Or pitch a snide? or smash a rag?
Suppose you duff? or nose and lag?
Or get the straight, and land your pot?
How do you melt the multy swag?
Booze and the blowens cop the lot.
Fiddle, or fence, or mace, or mack;
Or moskeneer, or flash the drag;
Dead-lurk a crib, or do a crack;
Pad with a slang, or chuck a fag;
Bonnet, or tout, or mump and gag;
Rattle the tats, or mark the spot;
You can not bank a single stag;
Booze and the blowens cop the lot.
Suppose you try a different tack,
And on the square you flash your flag?
At penny-a-lining make your whack,

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poem by William Ernest Henley
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Daddy Should Have Stayed In High School

Ive been waiting every night after school
For five long years
Ill keep waiting for you five nights a week
Cuz Im no good
Ooo- rockin and a rollin
Reelin til the juke box breaks
Ooo- reelin and a rockin
Rollin til the juke box breaks down
Im thirty but I feel like sixteeen
I might even be your daddy
Im dirty but my body is clean
I might even be you daddy
Ooo- rockin and a rollin
Reelin til the juke box breaks
Ooo- reelin and a rockin
Rollin til the juke box breaks
I like you -you like me? yes?
Sorry that I had to gag you
You look better completely undressed
Sorry but I had to have you

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song performed by Cheap Trick
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Dady Should Have Stayed In High School

Ive been waiting every night after school
For five long years
Ill keep waiting for you five nights a week
Cuz Im no good
Ooo- rockin and a rollin
Reelin til the juke box breaks
Ooo- reelin and a rockin
Rollin til the juke box breaks down
Im thirty but I feel like sixteeen
I might even be your daddy
Im dirty but my body is clean
I might even be you daddy
Ooo- rockin and a rollin
Reelin til the juke box breaks
Ooo- reelin and a rockin
Rollin til the juke box breaks
I like you -you like me? yes?
Sorry that I had to gag you
You look better completely undressed
Sorry but I had to have you

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song performed by Cheap Trick
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Lady

'AL GAG BEVENEYN YESHAN LEVAD MITGORERET
'AL GAG B'LI M'ALYIT B'LI SH'KH'NYIM
SHANYIM ET HAMAD REGOT YOM YOM 'OD SUPEROT
SHANYIM B'LI YELADIM B'LI MILIM
BIRCHOVOT HA'IR HYA ROKEDET
MITZERAH EL TOCH TZARAH
V'EL ROSHAM LEMAZKERET
MIG BA'AT G'DOLAH V'SH'CHORAH
HU, LADY, ROKEDET LAH LEVAD KOL HAYOM
HU, LADY, ROKEDET LAH LEVAD KOL HAYOM
HU, LADY, LADY 'IM HALOM
KOL YOM BAGAN HATZIBURI ET HACHEV'REH MESADERET
KOL YOM LO 'ASHAH SHUM CHESHVUNOT
LO YODA'AT SHE'ET HAROSH HYA RAK SHOVERET
KOL YOM BEMISCHAKIM SHEL DIMYONOT
AKH ET MI HYA MECHAPESHET
MI HISHYIR BAH TZALAKOT
MI HISHYIR BAH LEMAZKERET
MIGVA'A ROAH RAK SH'CHOROT
HU, LADY, ROKEDET LAH LEVAD KOL HAYOM

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song performed by Ofra Haza
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Not About Love

The early cars
Already are
Drawing deep breaths past my door
And last night's phrases
Sick with lack of basis
Are still WRITHING on my floor
And it doesn't seem fair
That your wicked words should work
In holding me down
No, it doesn't seem right
To take information
Given at close range
For the gag
And the bind
And the ammuntion round
Conversation once colored by esteem
Became dialogue as a diagram of a play for blood
Took a vacation, my palate got clean
Now I can taste your agenda
While you're spitting your cud

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song performed by Fiona Apple
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Life Is A Drag

Submitted for your inspection
The evolutionary erection
Of primitive man
But before we explore the question of his sense of style
We must point out his predilection
To cover his glands
Brothers, weve been led to believe
That between adam and eve
There was nothing to hide
Were it not for eves primal haste
Or a leaf strategically placed
Who knows what shed decide
Eve and some guy named clyde
Thats why life is a drag
Life is just a pose in a rag
You can play the part of
Pusher or pastor
Of harlot or hag
Life is just a dressing game
Life is a drag

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song performed by Utopia
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