Quotes about finance

Car Salesman

Nought per cent finance, what a con!
Nought per cent finance, you’re having me on
That's the offer that brought me in here,
Buying this car is going to cost me dear.

Let's look at the figures just once more,
Prevent you heading straight for the door.
Perhaps we can do some kind of deal
To greatly change the way you feel.

Tell me what you want and we'll do our best
To find the car that passes your test.
You can choose the colour and the engine size
As long as you see I’m not telling you lies!

Air-con you can have, or alloy wheels,
Though that's the type a car thief steals!
A silver one is nice, or what about blue?
It’ll match your eyes and really suit you.

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poem by Lindsey Priest
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Poor Old Joe The Plumber

I was ambitious whilst growing up,
All I wanted was wealth and fame,
The advice I got from my mates,
Was get in to the financial game.

Time moves on but you don't forget,
The hardship you endured,
I vowed I'd become a millionaire,
Of that you can rest assured.

I loved the thrill of finance,
It gave me that desire,
To have control of peoples cash,
Really did light my fire.

I've never had a conscience,
So finance was ideal,
When playing games with peoples funds,
The truth you can conceal.

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poem by Bri Mar
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Nature is not affected by finance. If someone offered you ten thousand dollars to let them touch your eyeball without blinking, you would never collect the money. At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own.

quote by Dick Gregory
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It starts with campaign finance reform.

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I only make movies to finance my fishing'.

quote by Lee Marvin
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Finance, like time, devours its own children.

quote by Honore de Balzac
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I got IRS records to finance what I wanted to do.