Quotes about dangerfield
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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