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I Am Afraid I Have To Say It Is Too Hot Too Here

Fighting between Islamic rebels and Philippine troops intensified Sunday, dimming hopes of renewed peace talks with the southern separatists, government and military officials


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More than 100 Muslim fighters have been killed in four days of clashes with the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) on Mindanao island, said military spokesman Colonel Julieto Ando.

About 90,000 people have been displaced by the upsurge in fighting, according to local and foreign relief agencies operating in the region where government troops have battled insurgents for 40 years.

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'Fighting intensified overnight with battles raging near the towns of Datu Saudi Ampatuan and Datu Piang, all in Maguindanao province, ' said Ando, who blamed recent rebels attacks for the deteriorating situation.

'We have done our best to embrace peace, but the MILF started the hostilities by pillaging villages and murdering innocent civilians in Mindanao, ' Ando said.

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'Now we are implementing the full force of the law and we will arrest those responsible for the traitorous attacks against civilians.'

The National Disaster Coordinating Council (NDCC) said Sunday that more than 240,000 people have been displaced since the fighting began two weeks ago.

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The Sorcerer: Act I

DRAMATIS PERSONAE

Sir Marmaduke Pointdextre, an Elderly Baronet

Alexis, of the Grenadier Guards--His Son

Dr. Daly, Vicar of Ploverleigh

John Wellington Wells, of J. W. Wells & Co., Family Sorcerers

Lady Sangazure, a Lady of Ancient Lineage

Aline, Her Daughter--betrothed to Alexis

Mrs. Partlet, a Pew-Opener

Constance, her Daughter

Chorus of Villagers

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The more facts you tell, the more you sell. An advertisement's chance for success invariably increases as the number of pertinent merchandise facts included in the advertisement increases.

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Its purpose is lost.

An advertisement!
Therein is a gorgeous woman.
Her look is so stunning.
I am fully engrossed in it
Then I skip the page.
About what the advertisement was,
I didn’t care to notice.
The advertiser lost his purpose.
18.06.2009

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Lucy's cleaning

Reference to the advertisement
The spinster, You're looking for a Robust
Who could perform household duties.
If I am not the right person
I could look after your Pekinese
And do the garden work.
Though I am fiftynine
Still capable of hardworking.
I include here my my last night's dream
That would be influenced to your selection.
The whole night I was cleaning the drops of blood
Lost by our Lord Jesus Christ on his way to Calvary.
When I woke up I saw your advertisement
And I thought that's a good omen!

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Wake up, put a frown on my face
'Cause I'm gonna take the trip down to that evil 'school' place

We're gonna work and never be done
'Cause kids just cannot have fun!

[Cannot have fun
Cannot have fun
Cannot have fun
Cannot have fun]

Make your day a work-filled one
'Cause kids just cannot have fun!

***Note: Some Canadians/Torontonians might know of the famous amusement park, Ontario Place, in Toronto, and have seen the television advertisement for it in the summers. This poem/song is based on the jingle in that advertisement, with 'revised' lyrics for typical workaholic students (including yours truly here) .***

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Seeking the lady of my dream..!

Seeking the lady of my dream..!

I love to sing, play guitar and piano
I smoke cigars, eat non-vegetarian food
And drink alcohol…. all in moderation

Recently adopted a puppy (Baby -dog)
Started to learn local language, after returning
From western day-dream-land
Due to recession and "Golden shake -hand"

I was born of a continental parenthood
However, I don't practice any organized religion
Although I respect all those, who do

I value honesty and thankfulness above gold
I live my life by three Principles;
Hippocratic oath; The Golden Rule; and
"Help thy neighbors as well as strangers each day

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The right name is an advertisement in itself.

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Samuel Johnson

Promise, large promise, is the soul of an advertisement.

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Thomas Jefferson

The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.

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