Quotes about certificate, page 3
Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.
quote by Ann Coulter
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My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.
quote by Kareem Abdul-Jabar
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People talk about the craft, and I'm very much against the use of that word - if you can find me a certificate that says "actor" like you can "carpenter", then maybe.
quote by Dustin Milligan
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Equidistance
Maintaining equidistance
From heaven and hell
We acquired a here
Certificate of residence.
Maintaining equidistance
From day and night
We en joyed life and
Went with flower flight.
poem by Gajanan Mishra
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We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.
quote by David Letterman
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If someone accuses me of not being born here, I can go -within 10 minutes - to my filing cabinet and I can pick up my real birth certificate and I can go, 'See? Look! Here it is. Here it is.'
quote by Luke Scott
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I used all diligence to arrive at London and therefore I now gave my crew a certificate under my hand, of my free and willing return, without persuasion or force by any one or more of them.
quote by Henry Hudson
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You have all these people in the city and everything has become centralized. If you live outside the city and you need a birth certificate or some official paper from the government, you have to travel to the city.
quote by Edwidge Danticat
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Studied the deep language of some relatives that's similar to Esperanto!
I dreamed a big university
The roof touches the sky
And the professor comes
By a flying saucer
And I sit on a diamond bench
But the golden bugs below the seat
Anyhow I received the Master's degree
But still a dilemma
Why they burnt my certificate?
poem by Nimal Dunuhinga
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When I crawl
You gave me the big hands
Mom and Dad!
I am worried as I have no voice
And I am far away to utter a lullaby
Beside your sleeping den!
Still I am crawling in the rat race of life
And this participation is useless
For a silver cup and an invalid certificate of death!
*To travel hopefully is better than to arrive.
-Sir James Jeans
poem by Nimal Dunuhinga
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