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I'm working on a snow scene right now, and it's summer. It's hot, and I will get chilly. I'll have to turn on the heat. My wife walks in, and it's 95 degrees in the studio. I know it's nutty, but it's a projection you have where you step into the painting.

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Librarian

A licentious university English professor
Who goes to a library not to read exactly?
This nutty professor instead of reading
Who stays in a fantasy with the beautiful lass?
He spent his entire lonely life as a bachelor.
She got married to one of his students.

poem by Nimal Dunuhinga
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There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as "nutty methods." Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time."

Scott Adams in The Dilbert Future
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There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as 'nutty methods.' Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as a complete waste of time.

quote by Scott Adams
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Deprived daughter of a Homeless

Poor ragged Cali looks in the mirror (lid of a can)
That hangs on the cardboard wall
And she mutters; 'If I become Miss World
And when a handsome tycoon brings a gem studded Crown?
I humbly bow him and test whether it fits for my nutty head.'

*Dedication to the Honourable Governor Mr.Jerry Brown for healthy, wealthy and a beautiful California!

poem by Nimal Dunuhinga
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Hippie Grandad

Nutty banana milkshakes
The smell of Lilac and Gardinia
Clean air
Clean man
Hippie Grandad

Green grass, fresh fruit
Long strands of curly hair
Crazy cool
Crazy man
My Hippie Grandad

Tie dye shirts, Ripped jeans
Not scared of getting older
Young spirit
Tender man
Loving Grandad

Organic life, outspoken soul
Rusty bike, dirty Keds

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poem by Annamaria Jara
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Sans Animals

How pleasant would our weekend strolls
Be if there were no animals
To grace the places we may walk?
No herds nor prides, no packs no flocks.
To never see or hear a bird
To trek without would be absurd.
What good would be a tryst in spring
Without a redbreast there to sing?
Why should the oak we pass each day
Bear nutty acorn fruit today
If there were no squirrels nesting high
To gather cache and fall supplies.
What be the sense of things withal
Devoid of all the animals?

poem by Albert Ahearn
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She is Nuttie in Her Own way

i send her
and electronic
mail (110 volt,50Hz, american standard)

i wrote:
''
please answer with yes or no
to be my nutty girl
to nigh from 6: 00pm to 6: 00AM
chicago time....'

she replayed:

'the font of your text is

ariel and not tagged or colored, not html tagged, no picture,
no chatting first
no video con-fron-cing''

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poem by Atef Ayadi
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If you sincerely desire a truly well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and "nutty". You need the balance! Your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road crap, twenty-four hours a day, _no matter what_. Network TV, newspapers, radio, magazines at the supermarket... even if you never watch, read, listen, or leave your house, even if you are deaf and blind, the _telepathic pressure alone_ of the uncountable normals surrounding you will insure that you are automatically well- grounded in consensus reality.

Ivan Stang in High Weirdness By Mail
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Delicious Surprise

Another way to enjoy chocolate
Is to mix them with fruits and nuts
Berries you’ll find delectable
With a crunchy nutty touch

Marshmallows too will help
To add a white fluffy feel
When your teeth sink down inside
The sweetness is extremely real

Or a combination of mallows
With say, brilliant red raspberries
Another fruit that blends so good
Are juicy sweet cherries

And then you add the chocolate
Oh yes, what a combination taste
So much to enjoy for us
Nothing will go to waste

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poem by Marilyn Lott
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