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A holy task

No one can assume holy task
It can be only be consciously asked
Your heart may beat for unusual things
Sometimes impossible or something

It does not serve the aim
No one can stake the claim
It is like milking holy cow
We want but do not know how?

Love is bound to make you blind
No one has tried for any specialty to find
Thee almighty is generous enough to make us long
There appears nothing unusual or wrong

How one can think he or she deserves?
Where does the purpose materialize or serve?
One should never think of disservice
If that is going to land in severance

Every human being deserves love and affection
The whole concept revolves round the inception
How you react and develop the relation?
Without going into futility of other questions

It may be miscarriage before birth
The relation may end as there is no dearth
Any one may find suitable match
Only you must have proper eye to catch

Why one should think whether he deserves or not/
It is useless to think for unnecessary things to be fought
It may create wide gulf and lead to breakage
It is nice to fall in life as general average

Love is realized with magical eyes
Your fancy travels across globe and flies
It comes back only to feel that it is dream
Finally you get lost in bed with dream

It is possible that same may be thought by other companion
If both go in same direction then there won't be any union
The cause may be lost forever for nothing
Love is mutual and it has nothing to with anything

It is pulse that is felt
In no time your anger melts
Fragrance is internally built
You feel no regret or guilt

Love to live with grace
There are many things to face
Love is also considered as an important race
One should not pretend for it in any case

Who can claim or say he does not deserve for any reason?
Not all may like every seasons
The nature plays its part as usual
It has no part to play as dual

Leave it to the best judgment of partner
He or she may be thinking on same lines later or sooner
No one can over emphasis on silly things to obstruct
The inner conscious may come to the rescue and instruct

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I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

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Oh American Stapling

Don't think you are word smart
let the holy cow, on your face fart,
You are just an american dirt
who has brains under the skirt

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Narcissism

it is a way
of getting intimate
with yourself

holy cow!

the church is ready
to excommunicate

and society ostracizes
you for that.

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India

India, India, India
India, India, clarified butter from the holy cow
India, India, India
I'm a pauper bereft of spiritual vision
Looking for a guru such a decision
India, India, India
Clarified butter from the holy cow
India, India, India
I'm a conscious consumer
but there's nothing to consume
Lotus flowers are still in bloom in
India, India, India
India, India, clarified butter from the holy cow
India, India, India
India, India
India, India

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HOE...by talile ali

NEED MY SEX
OR I GET VEXED
COME TAKE A HOLD OF ME

COME DO ME NOW
HOLY COW
JUST PLEASE DON'T BREAK ON ME

I LIKE IT ROUGH
I LIKE IT TOUGH
JUST MAKE ME BABY PLEASE

AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE
WE HAD SOME FUN
NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE

I'M A HOE
I'M A HOE
I'M GETTIN WHAT I NEED

SOMETIMES A RUB
SOMETIMES A DUB
SOMETIMES A LITTLE PEED

I'M HAVIN FUN
UNDER THE GUN
MAKIN IT WITH SOME STEED

HE'S VERY YOUNG
WE'LL HAVE SOME FUN
GIVING ME WHAT I NEED

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Feeding The Chickens

the grains in your hands
you spread them on the ground

chickens come near you
making you feel like you are the

United States of America
and they are the countries that depend on you

those third world bastards
those colonies, those developing ones
the grains become your bombs
under your keeping
you think you are the only one who has that sole
divine right to keep these grains (yes the bombs)
inside your hands

Holy cow! Who are you? Who are YOU!
(repeat the question 10x)

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The Dream Murderer

DO NOT think ill of him
this giver of misfortune
this killer of your dreams
for he does not think ill of you

he is the waker of your sleepy nights
so you may be like the virgin
prepared with the oil and the light
and the lamp
for the thief

think of him as a portend
a harbinger
an angel for the coming of your
many deaths
so you can live
forever

think of yourself as the child
who wants to have backbones and wings
and venom

when he is not gone you are ready for your own battles
armored knight of the night
vertebrate manager
winged god
dragon ready with its mouth and tongue of fire
venomous snake
holy cow.

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Thoughts On Immortality

To bide beside belovèd or to stand
and serve through waiting only seems the same,
for death soon shall be shrugged off, understand
how mankind sloughs mortality, sin, blame.

Nature's ways were mystery that now
is jigsaw almost solved, regeneration
soon will bypass taboo - that holy cow
that tramples on both sainthood, sinning nation.

The Paradise some seek without delay
in Carpe Diem hides its pastures green
sublime and there's no piper god to pay
Pan plays fresh hand to trump historic scene.

How could one's death afford or pain or sorrow
when Death, left breathless, endless calls tomorrow.

(16 March 2012)

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Forever Now

I just heard that time will come to an end
In twenty thousand million years
I just heard the big bang
With my own ears
People sit and worry about the future
Live your life cos the now is all there is
Forever now
As the world goes round and round
One eternal moment in time
To live forever
Live forever now
If I live one hundred years in this life
It still dont give me too much time
And time is still the one thing
That money cant buy
People sit and worry about the future
Live your life cos the now its all there is
Forever now
As the world goes round and round
One eternal moment in time
To live forever
Live forever now
Holy grail, holy cow
I just wanna live forever now
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What President Smiles That Much?

First he announces, behind the church-tail, his war
Later discusses war on terrorist as many times before
Next he defends Irag progress, but that’s not best of all
Now he’s validated a pack with terrorist, for a fall

What could happen next from this Jackal of television
Will he be guilty as Reagan for supporting terrorism
Who appears that happy while Katrina clears the slate
Can’t imagine one smiling that much for goodness sake

Yet we‘re to pray for our leaders; God help America now
You needn’t be some politician to logically say: holy cow
I’ve been around the world myself and I think I see a sign
If Leaders say same-things, who's talking among the blind~

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They Say The Gods Are Here

on earth
they say the gods are here
and i look at
each on each face
and they do not
look at all
different than me

or you and i touch their skins
and feel that they too have
bones much like
our own brittleness

but they say they are gods
and i am but a very
insignificant flicker

dust
atom invisible to the
importance of themselves

i get lost
and they get lost &
at the end
i have no respect left
or sense of awe
or ardor
for adoration of whatever
sacred name
they put on their breasts
or name tags
on their foreheads

holy cow! i tell myself
what the hell! i curse the wind
what a mess! i type at the end
of the haggle


must i be wrong
correct me if you may

for i have mistaken them
as myself.

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Fragile

Life so fragile that one time
.... so long ago before i even had tasted a lime
when i thought i hated music and rhyme
i decided my whole future in one moment
i did not know that i did
but because of that moment i will suffer so much more then when i hid
now its here
no one to call my dear
its not the fear
that keeps me from shows affection now
holy cow
i cant share affection with anyone anymore
i know i will be something people will abhor
there has to be a way back affection and love
so far keep me down so i cant fly like a dove
but they keep the rope far away too
people like you
make me not want to do it
shoot whatever you say.... im still stuck in the pit
does love have to end
is my heart beyond the time i could mend
i dont know what love is.... not because
i have never been shown love.... but because i cant give it...

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Right On Time

One shot all I need
I've got rhythm when I bleed

'Til death do us part
Break my heart so I can start

Supercalifragilistic
Kiss me in the futuristic
Twisted but I must insist
It's time to get on top of this

[Chorus:]
It's right on time
It's right on time
It's right on time
It's right on time it's right on time it's right on
time it's right on time
Lookin' fine you're lookin' fine get on 1999
It's right on time

Discard to bombard
Calling all you shooting stars

Holy cow bow wow wow
Now I'm here I'm nowhere now

Joan of Arc reincarnated
Maybe we could be related
So much blood to circulate
And so much space to decorate

[Chorus]

Plain and simple pain
I want to but I can't complain

Death row let us go
It's time to blow up for the show

All the world reverberated
Coming through we motorcaded
Vibrate when we operated
Turning up in solid stated

Oh Lord

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Falling For You

Holy cow I think I've got one here
Now just what am I supposed to do?
I've got a number of irrational fears
That I'd like to share with you
First there's rules about old goats like me
Hanging around with chicks like you
But I do like you
And another one: you say 'like' too much
But I'm shakin at your touch
I like you way too much
My baby I'm afraid I'm falling for you
I'd do about anything to get the hell out alive
Or maybe I would rather settle down with you
Holy moly baby wouldn't you know it
Just as I was bustin' loose
I gotta go turn in my rock star card
And get fat and old with you
'cause I'm a burning candle
You're a gentle moth
Teaching me to lick a little bit kinder
And I do like you you're the lucky one
No I'm the lucky one
Chorus
Holy sweet goddam you left your cello in the basement
I admired the glowing stars
And tried to play a tune
I can't believe how bad I suck it's true
What could you possibly see in little ol' 3-chord me?
But I do like you and you like me too
I'm ready let's do it baby
Chorus


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Nature Is The Destiny Maker: Boo, Boo, Cried Bobby - A Barmy Head!

Nature is full of unraveled mysteries, cultures and histories;
Nature is full of flowing rills with growing thrills - oh human joker!
Nature nurtures dreams of utility by shaping your personality,
Yahoo! Nature is full of beautiful colors and heaven sent flowers
Nature is the destiny maker, boo, boo, cried Bobby – a barmy head!
Holy smoke, holy cow! Oh, little mackerel! Nature has ethereal power.

Papal tree and papaya fruit, coconut and grape fruit for you
Banyan tree and banana fruit, Almond tree apple fruit for you
Even if you are lost in thoughts futile – don’t worry – oh, lawbreaker!
Nature instills hope with an eternal source utile – be merry.
Nature is the destiny maker, boo, boo, cried Bobby – a barmy head!
Holy smoke, holy cow! Oh, little mackerel! Nature has ethereal power.

Blue Sky, white clouds, yellow stars are there for you,
Moon’s twilight and sun’s delight is for you and me,
Be a bird watcher and be with nature, oh, you and me!
Go and bow in front of rainbow, rain is for you and me.
Nature is the destiny maker, boo, boo, cried Bobby – a barmy head!
Holy smoke, holy cow! Oh, little mackerel! Nature has ethereal power.

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Jamaica Farewell

Down the way where the nights are gay
And the sun shines daily on the mountaintop
I took a trip on a sailing ship
But when I reached jamaica I made her stop
Chorus:
Now Im sad to say
Im on my way (on my way)
I wont be back for many a day
My heart is down
My head is turning around
I had to leave a little girl in kingston town
Sounds of laughter everywhere
And the dancing girls sway to and fro
I must declare my heart is there
Though I have been from maine to mexico
Chorus:
Still Im sad to say
Im on my way (on my way)
I wont be back for many a day
My heart is down
My head is turning around
I had to leave a little girl in kingston town
Yeah, robert g.
Down at the market you can hear
Ladies cry out while on their heads they bear
Ackev rice, salt fish are nice
Oh the rum is fine anytime of year
Chorus:
Now Im sad to say
Im on my way (on my way)
I wont be back for many a day
My heart is down
My head is turning around
I had to leave a little girl in kingston town
Down the way where the nights are gay
And the sun shines daily on the mountaintop
I took a trip on a sailing ship
But when I reached jamaica I made her stop
Chorus:
Now Im sad to say
Im on my way (on my way)
I wont be back for many a day
My heart is down
My head is turning around
I had to leave a little girl in kingston town
I had to leave a little girl in kingston town
I had to leave a little girl in kingston town
On my way harry. holy cow. I dont know!

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ZZZ 6. First Anniversary

Since the day I asked you to marry me
Much time has passed since I was on my knee
You said ‘YES’ and nodded your head
We set the date and soon we were wed
We’re now tied together and now became one
We look to the future and it has officially begun

We bought our white Mazda and put on some miles
There seems to be no end to all of the smiles
Canuck English is growing and now something new
We started Good Times! Events Planning – yes it’s true!
My babes and I are bosses, we’re business tycoons
Even though we work with clowns and funny balloons

We still go to Starbucks – but sometimes Pacific Coffee
To interview new workers and discuss their hourly fee
Yea, there’re lots of losers but we’re sure of one thing
The law of attraction brings positive back like a spring
We don’t care anymore no matter how the dumb are dumber
We got travel plans for Xi’an and Qinghai for this summer!

Spades is still our only baby but now we been thinking
We should have our own, changing pooey diapers stinking
But for now it’s not time, coz there’s more to unravel
My girl dreams of Greece and Italy to travel
Yes I look forward to it all with my new wife
It will be one heck of a time for the rest of our life

My wife still loves me and still licks my ear
She whispers ‘boom-boom’ and ‘mape you’ to her dear
Yes life will be beautiful- no clouds but real clear
No jealousy, no cheating, no sadness nor fear
And holy cow, can it really be? It’s already been one year
It’s June 29th, our first anniversary is here

Happy Anniversary!

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The Rotary

Thanks to erich sellheim
Im warning you
Im warning you now
Look out people as its the holy cow
Its the rotary
I told you bout the spinning top
And thats a dance you gotta drop
Because the rotary is in
The rotary, the rotary
The dance youve got to top is the brand-new spinning top
Thats out, this is the rotary
The rotary
This is a thing thats definitely gonna make captain beefheart
And his magic band look bad
They thought they had it with the blimp
Well Im talking to you about the rotary
People will be coming, will be twirling, twirling, twirling, twirling
The rotary
You can jump it, I can jump it
Everybody can jump it
Grab an armadillo, grab your husband, grab anybody
The rotary
The rotary, the rotary, oh, the rotary
Its the thing thats for me and you
Ooh, ooh, the rotary
I can see the precision
Theyre lining up, falling over
Theyre going crazy
They cant get enough of the rotary
Yes, siree
The rotary
Turning, turning, turning, turning...
Youre burning, burning, burning...
With the rotary, ooh
Yes, siree
The rotary
I shouldnt want you to get this confused with any other dance craze
Because this is the one
Oh, the rotary
Youll be burning all your clothes
And youll be burning all of your jewellery
You will be the rotary
Its nothing like anarchy
No, siree
Its, its the rotary
The rotary, the rotary...
R.o.t.a.r.y.
Rotary, the rotary
Youll want to do it, do it with me
Youll want to do it, you can do it for free
The rotary
Go on terry, play the rotary
How do you think he got the second half of his name?
Terry is the last part of rotary
Drum it up, drum it up...

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The Rotary

Thanks to erich sellheim
Im warning you
Im warning you now
Look out people as its the holy cow
Its the rotary
I told you bout the spinning top
And thats a dance you gotta drop
Because the rotary is in
The rotary, the rotary
The dance youve got to top is the brand-new spinning top
Thats out, this is the rotary
The rotary
This is a thing thats definitely gonna make captain beefheart
And his magic band look bad
They thought they had it with the blimp
Well Im talking to you about the rotary
People will be coming, will be twirling, twirling, twirling, twirling
The rotary
You can jump it, I can jump it
Everybody can jump it
Grab an armadillo, grab your husband, grab anybody
The rotary
The rotary, the rotary, oh, the rotary
Its the thing thats for me and you
Ooh, ooh, the rotary
I can see the precision
Theyre lining up, falling over
Theyre going crazy
They cant get enough of the rotary
Yes, siree
The rotary
Turning, turning, turning, turning...
Youre burning, burning, burning...
With the rotary, ooh
Yes, siree
The rotary
I shouldnt want you to get this confused with any other dance craze
Because this is the one
Oh, the rotary
Youll be burning all your clothes
And youll be burning all of your jewellery
You will be the rotary
Its nothing like anarchy
No, siree
Its, its the rotary
The rotary, the rotary...
R.o.t.a.r.y.
Rotary, the rotary
Youll want to do it, do it with me
Youll want to do it, you can do it for free
The rotary
Go on terry, play the rotary
How do you think he got the second half of his name?
Terry is the last part of rotary
Drum it up, drum it up...

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