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Life of Pi

Cast: Suraj Sharma, Irrfan Khan, Tobey Maguire, Gerard Depardieu, Tabu

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Life of Pi [trailer 2]

Cast: Suraj Sharma, Irrfan Khan, Adil Hussain, Rafe Spall, Gerard Depardieu, Suraj Sharma, Tabu, Andrea Di Stefano

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Life of Pi [Flying Fish]

Cast: Suraj Sharma

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Million Dollar Arm [We Might Have to Tweak That]

Cast: Madhur Mittal, Suraj Sharma, Pitobash

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Brothers

Cast: Tobey Maguire, Jake Gyllenhaal, Natalie Portman, Sam Shepard, Mare Winningham

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Le placard

Cast: Daniel Auteuil, Gerard Depardieu, Thierry Lhermitte, Michele Laroque, Jean Rochefort

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Labor Day

Cast: Josh Brolin, Kate Winslet, Clark Gregg, Tobey Maguire, James Van Der Beek, Gattlin Griffith, Sarah Fischer

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Million Dollar Arm

Cast: Lake Bell, Jon Hamm, Bar Paly, Alan Arkin, Bill Paxton, King, Suraj Sharma, Aasif Mandvi, Autumn Dial, Madhur Mittal

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The Boss Baby

Cast: Lisa Kudrow, Alec Baldwin, Steve Buscemi, Tobey Maguire, Jimmy Kimmel, ViviAnn Yee, Eric Bell Jr., Miles Christopher Bakshi

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The Boss Baby [trailer 2]

Cast: Lisa Kudrow, Alec Baldwin, Steve Buscemi, Tobey Maguire, Jimmy Kimmel, ViviAnn Yee, Eric Bell Jr., Miles Christopher Bakshi

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The Details

Cast: Tobey Maguire, Elizabeth Banks, Laura Linney, Kerry Washington, Ray Liotta, Dennis Haysbert, Sam Trammell, Gary Schwartz, Cathy Vu

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Pawn Sacrifice

Cast: Liev Schreiber, Lily Rabe, Robin Weigert, Tobey Maguire, Peter Sarsgaard, Evelyne Brochu, Sophie Nelisse, Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick

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Inferno

Cast: Felicity Jones, Tom Hanks, Ben Foster, Omar Sy, Irrfan Khan, Sidse Babett Knudsen, Ana Ularu, Ida Darvish, Wolfgang Stegemann, Xavier Laurent

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Inferno [trailer 2]

Cast: Felicity Jones, Tom Hanks, Ben Foster, Omar Sy, Irrfan Khan, Sidse Babett Knudsen, Ana Ularu, Ida Darvish, Wolfgang Stegemann, Xavier Laurent

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The Amazing Spider-Man

Cast: Andrew Garfield, Irrfan Khan, Denis Leary, C. Thomas Howell, Campbell Scott, Julianne Nicholson, Annie Parisse, Emma Stone, Martin Sheen, Sally Field

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The Amazing Spider-Man [trailer 2]

Cast: Andrew Garfield, Irrfan Khan, Denis Leary, C. Thomas Howell, Campbell Scott, Julianne Nicholson, Annie Parisse, Emma Stone, Martin Sheen, Sally Field

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Jurassic World

Cast: Chris Pratt, Judy Greer, Ty Simpkins, Bryce Dallas Howard, Jake Johnson, Vincent D'Onofrio, Katie McGrath, Nick Robinson, Lauren Lapkus, Omar Sy, BD Wong, Irrfan Khan

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Jurassic World [trailer 2]

Cast: Chris Pratt, Judy Greer, Ty Simpkins, Bryce Dallas Howard, Jake Johnson, Vincent D'Onofrio, Katie McGrath, Nick Robinson, Lauren Lapkus, Omar Sy, BD Wong, Irrfan Khan

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Jurassic World [trailer 3]

Cast: Chris Pratt, Judy Greer, Ty Simpkins, Bryce Dallas Howard, Jake Johnson, Vincent D'Onofrio, Katie McGrath, Nick Robinson, Lauren Lapkus, Omar Sy, BD Wong, Irrfan Khan

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GENIUS IN FRANCE

I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France
Hoom chaka laka hoom chaka laka hoom chaka
I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
I got a negative number on my SATS
I'm not good looking, and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be a
Genius in France, genius in France, genius in France
People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak
An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week
But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek
They dig my mystique, they think I'm c'est magnifique
When I'm in Par-ee, I'm the chic-est of the chic
They love my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
And when I'm sipping on a Perrier
In some caf down in St. Tropez
It's hard to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plat"
"Sign my poodle, s'il vous plat"
Hemenene humenene himenene homenene
Poodle... poodle...
Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much chlorine in my gene pool
A few peas short of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my remote control
A few fries short of a happy meal
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel
But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants *Bela bark*
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants
And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response:
(He's a genius in France! Genius in France!) That's right!
(He's a genius in France! Genius in France!) You know it!
(He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France!)
I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
But the folks in France, they don't seem to agree
They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur, would you take ze picture with me?"
I say, "Oui oui"
That's right, I say, "Oui oui"
"Oui oui"
He says, "Oui oui"
I'm dumber than a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't seem to care
Don't know why, mon frre
But they love me there
I'm a genius in France
Yeah... I'm a genius in France
Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make those Frenchies scream, "You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
Like a fine Renoir (waa!), I've got that je ne sais quoi (quoi!)
Like a fine Renoir (ooh la la!), I've got that je ne sais...
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow
I'm a taco short of a combo plate
But by some twist of fate, all the Frogs think I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the women scream
They like me more than heavy cream
When I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
My oh my, I'm as French as apple pie (apple pie)
They think I'm awfully witty, a riot and a half
When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh (haw haw haw haw haw)
And laugh (haw haw haw haw haw haw)
People in France have lots of attitude
They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food
But when they see me, they just come unglued
They think that I am one happening dude
Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm
I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball
But they like me better than Charles de Gaulle
Entre nous, it's very true
The room temperature's higher than my IQ
But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen? I don't have a clue
Well... I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm
I don't have any skills or grace or charm
And most people look at me like I'm all covered with ants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France
And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never never never never goin' back home again
I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket
Gonna tell the folks back home where they can stick it
'Cause I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back
The girls back home never gave me a chance
But I sho nuff got them Frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance
But GREAT GOOGILY MOOGILY, I'm a genius in France
Every Frenchie that I meet
Just can't wait to kiss my feet
Get in line, pucker up! Tout suite!
Bowm diddy bown diddy bowm diddy
I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour
I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power
Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
I'm the biggest dork there is alive
My mom picked out my clothes for me till I was 35
And I forgot to mention
I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek convention
But the Frenchies think
That my poop don't stink
I'm a genius in France
Say... would you pass the Grey Poupon?
Merci beaucoup

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Gerard Way your more than just money

Gerard Way your more than just money
Gerard Way your lips taste like honey
Gerard Way you're more than just fame
Gerard Way you'll soon scream my name
Gerard Way you'll always be hot
Gerard way i would love to see you on top
Gerard Way you're so sexy
Gerard Way i would gulp you like pepsi

by Jean Pullman
dedicated to Gerard Way from my chemical romance

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