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Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted [trailer 2]

Cast: Ben Stiller, Jada Pinkett Smith, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer, Sacha Baron Cohen, Cedric the Entertainer, Andy Richter, Frances McDormand, Bryan Cranston, Martin Short, Jessica Chastain, Paz Vega

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Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Cast: Ben Stiller, Jada Pinkett Smith, Chris Rock, Sacha Baron Cohen, David Schwimmer, Frances McDormand, Sherri Shepherd

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Grown Ups 2 [The Handshake]

Cast: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade, Taylor Lautner

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Bad Moms

Cast: Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, Christina Applegate, Kathryn Hahn, Jada Pinkett Smith, Emjay Anthony, Oona Laurence, Kesha

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Bad Moms [trailer 2]

Cast: Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, Christina Applegate, Kathryn Hahn, Jada Pinkett Smith, Emjay Anthony, Oona Laurence, Kesha

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Magic Mike XXL

Cast: Amber Heard, Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Elizabeth Banks, Joe Manganiello, Jada Pinkett Smith, Andie MacDowell, Donald Glover, Kevin Nash, Adam Rodriguez, Gabriel Iglesias

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Magic Mike XXL [trailer 2]

Cast: Amber Heard, Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Elizabeth Banks, Joe Manganiello, Jada Pinkett Smith, Andie MacDowell, Donald Glover, Kevin Nash, Adam Rodriguez, Gabriel Iglesias

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Grown Ups

Cast: Adam Sandler, Salma Hayek, Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade, Rob Schneider, Maria Bello, Maya Rudolph, Joyce Van Patten, Ebony Jo-Ann, Steve Buscemi, Colin Quinn, Tim Meadows, Tim Meadows

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Perfect Gentelmen

(This one's goin' out to the strip joints
Yo, meet me at Suzy's Rendez-vous
For every Go-Go Bar
I'ma send this one out to the gentlemen's clubs
Magic City, New York dogs, Rolex
I be seeing y'all up in there late at night
I understand when your girl is stressing you out
(Crazy girls) Know what I'm saying?
Don't let the ladies fool y'all now, fellas
They be doin' the same thing y'all be doin'
Turn up my symphony, man.
Turn up my symphony!
Drop a BEAT!)
[Chorus]
Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your dance shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna eeeelope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo
[Verse 1]
Ten grand, let me see you shake it like you got no
bones in your body and you was made to be a celebrity
Twenty grand, know it's a sin, but before me you show
me a little more skin it would fulfill my fantasy
Thirty grand, to the highest bidder but Chris Rock
said, 'There's no sex in the champaigne room'
Forty grand, looked into her eyes, I saw tears falling
down, type of tears that money couldn't buy
[Chorus 2X]
[Verse 2]
[Wyclef]
Excuse me, what is your name?
[Hope]
Uh, my name is Hope, yo
I was blessed with the body of the Goddesses
Have you any idea how hard this is?
I could flex in 25 positions
But I only work here to pay my tuition
Yo, tantalizing teaser
Table-top pleaser
Give me what I need a
Mastercard a Visa
Lap dance fantasy
Picture us on and on white canopy
Wyclef extended his hand to me
Like Billy D. said he's feelin me
Take me away from here, so far
Where they ride horses, no cars
No more stripping in bars
Me and you 'Clef, against the odds
[Chorus 2X]
(Yo a lot of y'all sitting with y'all girls
fronting like the budweiser commercial
Talking bout, 'IIIIIII, I don't be going to the strip joints'
You lying man! You'd be surprised who you see up in there man.
I got one question for you liars, man)
Shot callers, Wasn't you a preacher?
You calling her a hooker? He without sin cast the first stone.
I met her on the subway, she gave me that VIP card
And told me if I ever have problems,
Don't hesitate to come by, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Chorus 2X]
Call up my mama said I'm in love with a stripper yo!
(Yo baby, can I get another lap dance? I tell you I
got nothing but funny money, man. New York Dogs.)

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Perfect Gentelmen

(This one's goin' out to the strip joints
Yo, meet me at Suzy's Rendez-vous
For every Go-Go Bar
I'ma send this one out to the gentlemen's clubs
Magic City, New York dogs, Rolex
I be seeing y'all up in there late at night
I understand when your girl is stressing you out
(Crazy girls) Know what I'm saying?
Don't let the ladies fool y'all now, fellas
They be doin' the same thing y'all be doin'
Turn up my symphony, man.
Turn up my symphony!
Drop a BEAT!)
[Chorus]
Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your dance shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna eeeelope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo
[Verse 1]
Ten grand, let me see you shake it like you got no
bones in your body and you was made to be a celebrity
Twenty grand, know it's a sin, but before me you show
me a little more skin it would fulfill my fantasy
Thirty grand, to the highest bidder but Chris Rock
said, 'There's no sex in the champaigne room'
Forty grand, looked into her eyes, I saw tears falling
down, type of tears that money couldn't buy
[Chorus 2X]
[Verse 2]
[Wyclef]
Excuse me, what is your name?
[Hope]
Uh, my name is Hope, yo
I was blessed with the body of the Goddesses
Have you any idea how hard this is?
I could flex in 25 positions
But I only work here to pay my tuition
Yo, tantalizing teaser
Table-top pleaser
Give me what I need a
Mastercard a Visa
Lap dance fantasy
Picture us on and on white canopy
Wyclef extended his hand to me
Like Billy D. said he's feelin me
Take me away from here, so far
Where they ride horses, no cars
No more stripping in bars
Me and you 'Clef, against the odds
[Chorus 2X]
(Yo a lot of y'all sitting with y'all girls
fronting like the budweiser commercial
Talking bout, 'IIIIIII, I don't be going to the strip joints'
You lying man! You'd be surprised who you see up in there man.
I got one question for you liars, man)
Shot callers, Wasn't you a preacher?
You calling her a hooker? He without sin cast the first stone.
I met her on the subway, she gave me that VIP card
And told me if I ever have problems,
Don't hesitate to come by, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Chorus 2X]
Call up my mama said I'm in love with a stripper yo!
(Yo baby, can I get another lap dance? I tell you I
got nothing but funny money, man. New York Dogs.)

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David And Goliath, Jesus & Darts Of The Devil

DAVID AND GOLIATH

David, the shepherd, a tender of sheep
Would pray to his God before he would sleep.
One day he awoke to the roar of beasts
A bear and a lion in search of a feast.

David slew both with his knife and his hand
Though still just a boy and not yet a man.
The Lord's love for David was proven once again
When he challenged the champion of the Philistine men.

Goliath's beastly fingers and hideous toes
Made David more selective with the stones that he chose.
One for the giant, he knew he would slay
Four more for his brothers who were laughing that day.

The giant told David, 'I'll tear you apart;
The birds and the animals shall feast on your heart.'
David yelled back, 'I'll soon see you dead
And when I'm through I'll cut off your head! '

The worst of all men, drew high with his arm
Came forth to David to do him great harm.
The youth jumped ahead just as quick as a lynx
A stone from his sling popped the giant where he thinks.

Blood and bone spewed forth as that devil fell down;
A thousand pound soldier lie dead on the ground.
With Goliath's own sword, David chopped off his head
Then took it to Jerusalem, to prove he was dead.

JESUS

There once was a traveler who was driven out of town
On His shoulders was a burden that pushed Him to the ground.
On His head was a crown made of thorns from a bush
And the street was so crowded the guards had to push.

They beat Him with nine tails each step of the way
Where Christ found the strength, only God could say.
They stopped at some sandstone at the top of a hill
There was a round hole the cross would soon fill.

They made Him lie down upon that wood cross
There they nailed Him to prove who was boss.
The beam was up-ended by the muscles of men
As it plunged down the hole it was carved to fit in.

Then Jesus looked up at the lightning that flew
And cried, God, My Father, they know not what they do.
They crucified our Lord as His blood flowed to earth
If inside you believe, you feel what love is worth.

They wrapped Him in loincloth when He was taken down
Then carefully removed His scarlet stained crown.
They placed Him in a cave with a large, round, stone door
Before sealing forever, they lay lilies on the floor.
Though it wasn't very long, and the stone was rolled away
For Jesus resurrected, to rise on Easter Day!

DARTS OF THE DEVIL

The darts of the devil fly free on the winds
And sometimes they pierce both family and friends.
Remember young Adam and his wife, Eve?
When they gave into Satan, the Lord said, 'leave'.

Ever since then, right up to today
The devil makes sure we'll sin in some way.
Wear all of God's armor, whatever you do;
Should the darts of the devil seek out you.

Thank God for Jesus who died on the cross.
Our passage to heaven was paid by His loss.
Every knee shall bow and tongues confess all
That Jesus is our Lord at his final call.

Angels will descend with Jesus in the sky
He'll greet us with open arms when it's our time to fly.
For our Lord awaits all who believe
And those who do not, shall be told to leave.

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And open doors no man can close.
It's up to us to prove our heavenly worth
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A Haunted House

Cast: Marlon Wayans, Nick Swardson, Cedric the Entertainer, David Koechner, Essence Atkins, Dave Sheridan, Liana Mendoza, Jamie Noel

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The Dictator

Cast: Sacha Baron Cohen, Anna Faris, John C. Reilly, Megan Fox, Ben Kingsley, B.J. Novak, Kevin Corrigan, J.B. Smoove, Jim Piddock, Danielle Burgio

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The Dictator [trailer 2]

Cast: Sacha Baron Cohen, Anna Faris, John C. Reilly, Megan Fox, Ben Kingsley, B.J. Novak, Kevin Corrigan, J.B. Smoove, Jim Piddock, Danielle Burgio

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Hugo

Cast: Asa Butterfield, Chloe Moretz, Christopher Lee, Emily Mortimer, Jude Law, Helen McCrory, Sacha Baron Cohen, Ben Kingsley, Ray Winstone, Richard Griffiths

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Hugo [trailer 2]

Cast: Asa Butterfield, Chloe Moretz, Christopher Lee, Emily Mortimer, Jude Law, Helen McCrory, Sacha Baron Cohen, Ben Kingsley, Ray Winstone, Richard Griffiths

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Summer In The City

[chorus: repeat 2x]
I am the king of the city, top down windows
Im puffin like diddy
Ridin cause the haters face mad, team gritty
Honk your horn twice if your missies lookin pretty
[nelly]
Well if you run wit your niggas, then I walk with my killas
Mo you will never have woman, yeah as long as Im the dealer
What you feelin (uh) you sure you want some
Brought my slums, cats play like rums
Money in large sums, navigators and guns
Baby mamas wit sons
Aint afraid to let you have it
If you trip with their loved ones (you tripled your fare)
What I hear most is no, no
You best get on your mark, get set, go, go
Like jagged edge ieave ya more def than so so
Type of person continue short sit in the front row
Get your hands out my pocket
You dont want just blow, blow
The only bird I get wit more is the doe-doe
They be like oh, oh
Its what they screamin from the back
Hey timber, is when I hit em wit the axe
Put ya gun away
And you might live to see another day
Come in head, run and done, bustin like andele
[chorus] - 2x
Asked around you got a range
(boy I been had wheels)
Aiyyo you think you gotta little change
(yeah my dirties love me truly)
I remember you use to shoot that thang
(ya never knew me)
Ya used to claim gangs (uh-huh)
[keyuan]
Yo, when I rock vokal its either timbs or nikes
When I step in my prada ima rock the ice
When the tics do a show ima rock the mic
Born in new jack city like wesley snipes
Drive a ss m.c with racing stripes
Runinn two ps of l.g, flip it twice
Hang round with cats who bust and they dont think twice
Nothing but dome shots no coming back twice
All I knew was hustling and rolling the dice
Scraping up dimes for whole-orders of china men rice
Now I sacrificed my life for publishing rights
Hoping everything gonna be aight
[murphy lee]
St. lunatics at the superbowl
Top row gettin super blowed
Rams on the 24 second down two to go
Now we in the louis tho
Its two below hundred degrees
Im drivin about 103
With a s.t.l hat on
Top down holdin a blunt
You know Im smokin wit the windows up
I be the young dude
Chief into kung-fu, with sun-do
Come through, beenie man you dont really want to
How come you, think you can
Im from the city where the muddy mississippi might
Sink you man
Im getting brains in the range
With the brains blown out
With tvs, the wood grain and them thangs rolled out
[chorus] - 2x
[big lee (ali)]
Its like a hot day in july
Just bangin when I fool guys
Its the credible, edible, federal when Im high
On the hills on the lane
64 chevy the brains
Blown, gone, spread foam, wood, and chrome
How you doin mama my name is lee
I be the fabulous m.c you heard of
St. lunatics word up
Im like ok, all the sun out
Ice down but I still pull a gun out
Feel that, bow down
Its real rap, verbally peelin cats off da map
Turf shake 16 bars of earthquake
If I do the whole song boom {*booming sound*} its vietnam
You see it wrong, so ima gone leave you alone
Put my mind back on, who ima bone and take home
Got mine, get cha own - grab a cell call big tone
Need some air max cuz dem boys bobbin like stone, and a...
[chorus] - 2x
[cedric the entertainer]
Ya ready for this, its ced let-me-entertain-ya
Wassup, representing on wax
Talkin on record like p-diddy
Im just here hollaring for the kings of comedy
You know too sharp steve harvey, bernie b. mac
Keepin it on the d.l hugley
[chorus till end]

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Little Fockers [Jack Disagrees with Greg about Letting Henry Climb a Rock Wall]

Cast: Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller

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Death at a Funeral

Cast: Zoe Saldana, James Marsden, Keith David, Luke Wilson, Chris Rock, Martin Lawrence

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Grown Ups 2

Cast: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, Steve Buscemi, Taylor Lautner, Salma Hayek, Maria Bello, Milo Ventimiglia, Andy Samberg, Aly Michalka, David Henrie, David Spade, Jackie Sandler, Alexander Ludwig, Maya Rudolph

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Keith B-Real I (Interlude)

I am keith b real story breaker keeping it real here I'm in some chinese mans theatre and this brother is keeping it real damn ridiculous this is belemptious we go people up here posing as slaves and ice and everything this is ridiculous wait a minute is that jada pinkett excuse me jada over here hi
Hey I'm keith b real keeping it real as usual I got some questions I need to ask you girl
Sure
How long do you think this Will Smith hypothermia is gonna last
Uh hypothermia
Yea look it up man do you guys read
Well you know I think Will is very talented and I think he'll be successful at anything he puts his mind too
Well I been checking out his vertebrae he don't look like he can slang it like no man
Man I would tour your little ah
If you would have read my motivational tapes you wouldn't have done that it talks about that on page thirty seven
Uh excuse me charlie mack please handle this
Charlie you need to stop grabbing up on me anyway this is keith b real be right back

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