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Avocado

[parody of desperado by the eagles]
Avocado,
What makes you think youre so holy?
Youre gonna be guacamole before too long.
Oh, youre a green one,
You know that youre out of season.
Youd better let somebody eat you,
Let somebody eat you.
Ya better let somebody eat you
Before its too late.

song performed by Weird Al YankovicReport problemRelated quotes
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