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Sitting Bull - Parody Harry Graham - Ruthless Rhymes

Sitting Bull - Parody Harry Graham - Ruthless Rhymes


Sitting Bull

Squire Squint, aiming at a pheasant,
maimed instead a stting bull,
turned tail, - but ‘tis the bull at present
frames the ears, keeps leg to pull!

1 August 1991,21 July 2006 Parody Harry GRAHAM Ruthless Rhymes

Sitting Duck

Squire Squint, banging at a pheasant,
pranged, instead, a sitting duck, -
Said he, “It is a bit unpleasant
for hitting peasant to come unstuck ! ”

1 August 1991,21 July 2006 Parody Harry GRAHAM Ruthless Rhymes


Laying Back

Squire Squint, swatting a mosquito,
missed the pest but slipped a disc, -
discomfort followed and a veto
from Doctor Best for reckless risk.

21 July 2006 Parody Harry GRAHAM Ruthless Rhymes


Ruthless Rhymes

Père repère quelques cris
de ses très chers, - frères ennemis,
Il noie les trois, ensuite il dit: -
‘Vus, pas sentis, - pauvres chéris! ’

17 August 1977

Ruthless Rhymes

Father heard his children scream
so he threw them in the stream,
saying, as he drowned the third,
‘Children should be seen, not heard’

Harry GRAHAM 1874_1936

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