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Ode to have big titties
Ode to have big titties
Instead of these itty, itty, bitties
I would be able to retire, from CEO of the committee
And no more rubber bands, would I have to wear
And when the toilet paper fell out, no one would stare
The men wouldn't run, when the lights came on
They'd know I was a girl and not a lil boy went wrong
Ya see all my problems, they would be solved
For myself, my boyfriend, and all other parties involved
Ode to have big titties
I wouldn't have to try so hard to be witty
I can make demands and act all bitchy
I would be the center of the dance floor
And I could dropp it like it was hot
Oh if I only had more, than what I currently got
HOOTERS here I come, why I could interview just for fun
Or how about Playboy I would be the best one
Perhaps Mrs.December all dressed up in a christmas suit
I would pose chest poked out, in my thigh high boots
If I could just win this contest, I would be so cute
Ode to have big titties
I would be so freakin pretty
I would say good bye to my wonder/water bra's
Having no boobs, why it should be against the law
As I surely would be under a felony arrest
For failure to have possession of any kind of chest
I would have to do time, for life with no breast
Although I would fight, I would certainly protest
That I should have won the holiday hooter contest
Ode to have tig ol bitties
They’d be so big they’d name them after a city
Come one, Come all, to the beautiful city of booberville
The worlds largest breast of mountains and hills
If I ever starred in a movie, It would be titled Boobs gone bad
It’s a comedy/drama that make you laugh and than sad
Or how about Please don’t cry for the boobs I never had
Ode to have a areola, I think I seen it once in a book
Although I cannot seem to find mine, I surely have looked
So Silicone, saliene, or anything you can spare
Cause ya see when I got made, it just wasn’t fair
There wasn’t enough boobs in heaven left for me
And I could not afford them unless their for free
So ya see Mjm, I really need to win this now
So I can walk around and all the boys would say wow
So I am not a foreign girl that wants boobs like a movie star
And I wasn’t hit on by a tax collector at the jackson’s bar
But this is it, this is all I got
So just give me a chance, at least I gave it my best shot
poem
by
Villie Beebs
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