A Mouse In My Stomach.....[LONG; Human Body; Animals]
There's a young badger in my large intestines, getting larger by the day,
and inside my small bowel there's a pine squirrel with which the badger often does play.
There are spiders in my lungs, hanging from webs and waiting for a fly.
Earwigs in my ears and silverfish in my sinuses. Please don't ask my why.
There are a pair of scorpions in my spleen, and the female is expecting.
But kidneys are clear, thank God, as the kidneys, all intruders, keep rejecting.
I have land crabs in my scrotum, living on my tiny pubic hair roots,
and scarab beetles feeding on scraps inside my mouth. They are insect-world galoots.